Mister Smart

Been waiting for the return of the popcorn gallery. Finally.

I'm a bit ashamed to admit that I didn't really care to give Workaholics a fair chance, mostly because I thought that Blake Anderson needed a hair cut. I have seen some of it now, and I have to eat crow. It's actually pretty funny.

That's great, because comedy is all about surprise.

If that was my waiter, and he asked if I would prefer dinner rolls or a side salad with my entree, I'd say, "Hey Jude, don't make it bread.", because I would want the salad, see.

Now THAT'S comedy, folks!

That's cool. I want to be a lawyer. What kind of law do you want to go into?

To be honest, I don't know who I am anymore. Bestest friend?

The fact that Paul F. Tompkins is the first and so far only repeat guest, shouldn't this have been titled, "Paul F. Tompkins, Our Best Friend"? It seems like it would have made sense.

Speak on that.

In the "Listeners" episode, Sean and Hayes made reference to all of their "23-29 year-old listeners." Needless to say, I, being a 22-year old, will not be listening until after my next birthday. My next birthday is only in January, but still, I think that the gesture speaks for itself.

Lock the doors, board up the windows, and turn out the lights; There'll go away if we ignore them for long enough.

Close your eyes, relax and listen to my voice...because you are about to hear the best Jerry Seinfeld impression ever

Someone call The Police! I have an idea for a rock ballad, and it's just begging to be performed in Sting's melodious voice.

Live from New York - It's Saturday Night!...Haha, made you look, it's actually just Comedy Bean-Bag.