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It's another film that I've never heard of until WatchMojo included it as an honorable mention on their Top 10 Worst Movies of 2014 video. Basically it's a lame techno-thriller starring Elijah Wood who plays a fan of an actress where he unwittingly becomes a pawn in another guy's plan to follow her every move. It also contains one of the dumbest endings that you will see in recent memory. Here's the trailer for Open Windows. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qz7DDvTA-I

Past Razzie Worst Picture winners I want to see covered include: Mommie Dearest Rambo: First Blood Part II Cocktail Star Trek V: The Final Frontier The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Indecent Proposal Striptease Swept Away Basic Instinct 2

Screenplay was co-written by Joe Eszterhas and the director of Return of the Jedi of all people (Richard Marquand), the latter of whom had died a few years before this movie was even made.

One of the posters for this film was also completely inspired by a naked John Lennon hugging a clothed Yoko Ono while in bed! Check this one out if you don't believe me.

Mykelti Williamson, aka Bubba from Forrest Gump and Baby-O from Con Air, also played one of the Sorels just in case you missed him.

It also has Morgan Fairchild's face being electrocuted by Eddie Murphy while on the air.

There is also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251zlGliwOQ

It's also directed by the man who brought Kazaam and The Running Man himself, Paul Michael Glaser!

We need another Barry Levinson-directed/Michael Crichton-adapted film on this program, stat! Dustin Hoffman himself admitted that he wasn't satisfied with how the movie turned out, citing its rushed production as a result.

The Apple - 8:00 Streets of Fire - 10:00

That would be The Apple from 1980. Look it up on their Twitter page in case you're interested.

This film and Eddie and the Cruisers from the year before tried to make Michael Pare a star, but after these two didn't do so well at the box office, Pare has done nothing but B-movie schlock ever since, mostly with Uwe Boll.

Julia Roberts gives probably the worst Irish accent in film history, co-starring alongside John Malkovich in this 1996 thriller that was based on a book that was also inspired by the Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde story. Box office and critical failure (26% on Rotten Tomatoes, made just $12 million worldwide on a budget of $47 million), and earned Razzie nominations for Roberts as Worst Actress and Stephen Frears as Worst Director (both lost those categories to Striptease). The movie looks good visually, but some of the acting and direction comes off as lackluster, and it borders on being boring most of the time according to the Rotten Tomatoes consensus.

If Gigli has been done for what killed Bennifer's relationship, Shanghai Surprise is equally ashamed for destroying Sean and Madonna's marriage too. We need that or any other film the Material Girl has made to be done on the show at some point (Who's That Girl, Body of Evidence, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away).

It's the new episode next week people!

With Streets of Fire happening next, let's welcome this song to the club. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=621Nk3Ubz4A

2 appearances: Diane Lane - Judge Dredd, Streets of Fire 2 appearances: Willem Dafoe - Speed 2: Cruise Control, Streets of Fire 2 appearances: Mykelti Williamson - Con Air, Streets of Fire 3 appearances: Grand L. Bush - Street Fighter, Demolition Man, Streets of Fire

How on earth did Tim Roth, Sam Neill and Gerard Depardieu wind up in this mess? Did FIFA blackmail them to appear in their vanity project or something? Also this movie is also on the IMDb Bottom 100 in case you're wondering based on the backlash.

Here's the update for the recent episodes: Masters of the Universe - 17% Perfect - 19% Death Spa - N/A Lifeforce - 67% Hackers - 32% Steel - 12% The Star Wars Holiday Special - 50% Kazaam - 6%

Kazaam is the new episode next week guys!

The first time I was familiar with Kazaam, was in the opening scene of Scary Movie where Carmen Electra tells the killer on the phone that this was her favorite horror film, but when the killer informs her it wasn't a scary movie, Carmen insists to him that he hasn't even seen Shaq trying to act. That goes to show you why Kazaam has such a terrible reputation.

Wendy Torrance in The Shining Robin in Batman Forever, and especially Batman & Robin Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga Jill Sadelstein in Jack and Jill Nicky in Little Nicky Pauly Shore in Son-in-Law Guru Maurice Pitka in The Love Guru Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Leo Getz in Lethal Weapon 2 through 4 Sam Witwicky in the Transformers trilogy Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels

It's directed by Stanley Donen, who went from "Singin' in the Rain" and "Charade" to this and "Blame It on Rio" within three decades!

Denzel Washington's first ever movie role, which I assume he doesn't like to talk about nowadays.

What happened to Jim Sheridan's career? How did he go from making three collaborations with Daniel Day-Lewis (My Left Foot, In the Name of the Father, The Boxer) to directing schlock such as this and the 50 Cent classic "Get Rich or Die Tryin'"? He even disowned this after clashing with the producers over the final result and neither Sheridan nor his stars even went out to go promote the film. Such a sad way to go rock bottom.