OcterDoctopus

You beat me to it! I would lose my mind if these two podcast worlds came together. At the very least, Seth could talk about the staggering royalty amounts of mailbox money that this film has generated for him throughout the years.

Please inform me once you've reached the Pepper Pepper Bo Bepper scene

This is two weeks now that they haven't given the Pupcorn Gallery a chance to ask questions to upcoming guests. Perhaps my own schtick of being misinformed about who the guest might be or not-totally-accurate question asking has worn too thin. Sorry I ruined it, everyone. Sorry that Hayes and Sean don't like their forums to be blowing up anymore. Sorry that they'll never ask their close friend, Brett Gelman, to be on the show.

Hey Scooping Troopers, please start submitting your questions for close friend of the show Max Hodges. He will be in the studio to talk about how to work a surfer dude angle in Hollywood and how to generate celeb nip slip gossip

Now that Michael Showalter is a host on an Earwolf podcast he has a HOST level forum account by default. So we should see him posting comments in this very forum anyyyyyyy time now

Hollywood illuminati star whackers strike again!

Who else is going to join me in calling into Cat Matters? http://earwolf.com/show/cat-matters I do not have a cat but I don't think that will ruin things. I'm going to talk about my allergies

No studio photos, very limited Popcorn Gallery, no Pro Version rewards... Uhhhuh, this is no Gelmania

This conversation is pretty revealing. You seem more concerned with alien gay stuff, when instead your perspective should be more about the sexual conquest of another intergalactic species. The tentacle monsters don't ponder, "Ooh, I wonder how gay this is," when they encounter Japanese schoolgirls. If humankind wants to keep up at an intergalactic level, we need to be willing to get freaky whenever, however, with what/whomever. That's why your spacesuit has an easy access velcro crotch covering. Don't stop get it get it

Pancakes don't need oxygen. Pancakes don't feel the cold loneliness of space. Pancakes don't have a nagging wife waiting on the ground. There are a lot of reasons NASA developed pancake astronauts, all of them make sense.

The Onion's review of Hungee Games was some real talk, America. http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-the-hunger-games-catching-fire,34637/

Sorry so late with Scoop Troop update on next week's guest. I went to the movies since everything else was closed for the holiday. Ended up seeing the new Vincent Vaughn movie, Delivery Man. It was frickin friggin AWESOME! He spoke pretty fast in a couple scenes and then learned a lesson about responsibility. AND they played that song from the movie trailer about 12 times throughout the actual movie--very uplifting. ♫ ♪ For yooooooou ♫ ♪ It was very good Mumford and Sons

I don't know about one person using several accounts, but its already been established that a few of these accounts are personas that are created by several writers. This account, for instance, we're a group of comedy writers for Fox News. We're training our comedy sportz skills so we can one day come up with an anti-Daily Show. Keep that in mind every time you smirk at an OcterDoctopus post.

Freja is now VIKING TOMATER

Everyone here seems too polite to ask, but not me--what's up with the band-aid on Hayes' nose? Which then begs the question of was the injury a result of sexual misadventure, plastic surgery, or drugs? (Some combination?)

That strategy would never work, trust me

Has anyone else been trying to prompt other people to "speak on that?"

Clem Dawg, I took a look at your profile just to try and figure out who you are and why you're itching for a flame war here in the forums. Its just a confusing mishmash, so much nonsense I can't even burn you back, brah. Your title says "Reality Show Show Host" but that thing got shut down last year for forum abuse. Don't impersonate old show hosts! Even as a joke! I'm contacting the mods and they will drop the BANHAMMER faster than Corey Haimsworth in Thor drops his magic hammer

So Chanson's rude behavior in last week's forum was well rewarded in this week's episode. Amazing. Depressing. This would never happen on Gelmania.

Damien, do you want to go see Hungee Games?

Damien, I enjoyed your work in The Lawnmower Man and as the pilot on Lost. If I buy the pro version this week, would you please scream my name like a teenage girl on TRL? Also, what's the deal with dog [redacted]?

Bad news, Scoop Troopers. My contact at Earwolf wasn't able to send me info on the upcoming week's guest. All he was able to text me was this: "Heeeeyy, H&S noticed when I snuck out. Couldn't get you guest info. Sorrs" Still, Ellie Kemper ended up giving us a clue we can use. She had to go shoot Hollywood's Games Nights after her time in the Earwolf studios. If we figure out when that show tapes, then factor in travel time, factor in time she might need to spend in hair & makeup--BOOM we know when the episodes are recorded. That is when we can tweet messages in real-time to annoy Sean.

Turkey?? Oops, you must be a red state tea party fascist. My Tanksgiving meal is going to be a Paleo Native American spread with organic vegan maize, squash, beans, and walnuts.

Not to pull some white knight bullshit, but I really can't stand fake alt girls

This sounds kinda cynical but they probably won't let you work on Gelmania. They know if they let you on such a transcendent podcast then you won't want to come back down to earth. Then they're back to looking for a new engineer