OcterDoctopus

Use your magical scribe powers to bring back HugLife

You guys used to read a bunch of my questions a lot in the past. Nowadays, not so much. I get the sneaking suspicion that I can be a little to chatty when I'm setting up and framing my question. Still, I think my questions can be hard-hitting and cut right to the heart of the matter. Like on the Ellie Kemper episode, for example. Why do you guys hate me now?

I commented on this but I don't know how stringent the Freakynomics mods are about the posts. Hopefully they agree with my assessment that the post was very meta fictional and post modern. http://freakonomics....eague-baseball/

Iliza, when you first saw the Walking Dead show and learned that the producers had stolen the character you created in your audition almost exactly--only they gave the role to Norman Reedus--how angry were you?

Really can't wait to hear tomorrow's episode with Norman Reedus. Hope he answers all my popcorn gallery questions

I loathe both of these people now

If I hadn't spent so much time building up the OcterDoctopus brand my new username would be Rick Ross and Rachel

Corn goes pop and your questions go right to Garfunkel & Oates in this week's Popcorn Gallery. Start asking!

Looks like Brett caught a little bit of his laptop screen in the photo. That hacky amateur nonsense will lose him about 15 points in his photography class final project. Worst of all, it shows that he 's busy doing Yelp troll reviews while the most important people in Hollywood are speaking.

Fucking shit, I can't wait to go see Draculer Untold later

Nikki, as a blonde woman, how upsetting is it for you to see a blond man who can only grow a red beard? Its probably pretty horrifying

"From Dusk Till Dawg"

Super King Automated Checkout

Brian and Nick, you used to do spots in the first season of Next Time on Lonny. How mad were you after Ben Stiller bought the show and moved it to Los Angeles? Please feel free to talk as much as as you wish, he does not listen to this show.

Ok so if I'm reading this right, I should just wait because you're saving my clips for the next time Sean is on Improv4humans? That makes sense

I get the impression that Hayes makes a disgusted face when he says my username on the show. Can you describe that face? Why won't you play my crap on youtube submissions?

Harlen and Carter, have you ever watched The Americans? Keri Russell showed her whole behinder on one episode and I saw it. You should consider writing an episode. Lee, grow up already.

Haven't been posting lately. Hayes and Sean asked me to hack into iCloud last week. They said they needed some pictures for a segment or something? Anyway, still haven't seen any money from them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4rgT2CamlU

No I'm sure that I'm right. Glad we worked this out.

Today's episode of Comedy Bang Bang (#306), with only a minute and a half into the show, Harris Wittels reveals himself as forum member "rod aug"

You weirdos put cream cheese on hot dogs. The prosecution rests.