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Jessica, I recently had to unfollow one of the stars of Modern Family, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, because he was using his twitter account to co-opt #ferguson for his own sick evil personal brand. What would you do with your hashtag brand if something happened in a city called "Jessica Williams, USA?"

Dear Scoop Troop, next week's special episode will focus exclusively on contract negotiations as Jim Parsons stops by the studio. - Sookie Stackhouse Gelmaniagoyle Boyz

Johnny, no spoilers but you had a very big surprise appearance in the Guardians of the Galaxy after credits scene. Is that what contracts on movies mean for when they talk about points on the back end?

Zuckernerd said I could only have 5,000 friends on there and I blasted that number back in 2009.

Nothing in the television show ‘Mean Detective’ was plagiarized. The philosophical thoughts expressed by Rust Cohle do not represent any thought or idea unique to any one author; rather these are the philosophical tenets of a pessimistic, anti-natalist philosophy with an historic tradition including Arthur Schopenauer, Friedrich Nietzche, E.M. Cioran, and various other philosophers, all of whom express these ideas. As an autodidact pessimist, Cohle speaks toward that philosophy with erudition and in his own words. The ideas within this philosophy are certainly not exclusive to any writer.

All that downloads through iTunes is the "Turn Down For What (MO BUTT PROPANE REMIX FT. HANK HILL)" song. Please open a ticket with the help desk and escalate it to the highest priority status.

Wish I could help but I think you're just in the wrong forum. Game of Scones referred me to these sites a while back, might be a good place to start your search. http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com http://www.puatraining.com http://forum.seductionbase.com

Hey, Scoop Troop! Do you have a question for Doug Benson? Well this Popcorn Gallery bag of popcorn isn't going to just fill itself

Cody needed to pass along the sound cable to Hayes for him to play the music directly into the sound mixer. Failing that, Hayes just played the song directly. Why do I bring this up? Only so everyone else can reach the same conclusion as me--Tim Treese's art has been saved directly by Hayes onto his hard drive space. Tim is alive inside his computer.

In the criminal justice system, fast food offenses are considered especially heinous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F80GIDbtlV8

Top five ProVersion guests: 5. Jaden Smith 4. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss 3. Jeremy Pivens 2. Frankie Muniz 1. Brett Gelman

Sorry I'm so late in getting these sent out this year! Summer grilling tips. Steak option: 1. Slap some kosher salt, some Jane's Krazy Mixed-up Chunky Garlic Seasoning, and some Trader Joe's South African Smoke Seasoning onto a steak. 2. Slap that steaky onto a hot grill. 3. Slap yourself in the mouth. Vegetarian option: 1. Slap some honey mustard (brand of your choosing) onto a black bean burger. Drink option: 1. High Life until you turn into a low life. 2. http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/cava-sangria Music option: 1. Train "Drops of Jupiter" 2. Death Grips "Guillotine"

"Still waters run just all messed up" is my new mantra.

Alex, you're currently involved in two Americanized versions of British tv series. Do you ever think that the American series "The Americans" should be adapted for British television? You should get in on the ground floor for that now

Do you any questions for next weeks guest? Well no one gives a shit cause the guest isn't Brett Gelmania.

Hey Scoop Troopers, do you have any questions for Matt Besser? He will be stopping by the studio to share his thoughts on greggy and answer all your popcorn gallery inquiries.

I have it cued up to start whenever Shredder shows up in the studio. 21:23 mark. A few minutes later they talk about interspecies relations with April O'Neil and one of them makes a distinct oral sex joke. I submitted it to improv4humans to see if they can make anything out of it. His costume is a homemade Halloween costume. This guy is obviously a stage actor used to projecting his voice and over-exaggerating. All the kids are yelling at him. Sometimes in this industry we call show business you just have to accept that work is work and put on the costume--but also sometimes hot damn check your dignity at the door.

Aubrey Plaza was in an episode of Drunk History. Ben Hoffman was in an episode of Drunk History. Neither wore hats. Happy hunting, Scoop Troop!

Aubrey, your character on Parks & Rec is married to Chris Pratt's character. How much fat shaming did you and the rest of the cast have to do before he got into muscle shape? #thinspiration

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You and I both got taken down a peg or two by this episode.

Sean Of the Conners does know Ben Hoffman and you can't get away with anything in this digital age. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7qXuybwJ4w

I'm having trouble finding the in studio photos for this episode. Now I'm stuck in my house until I find out what I should be wearing.

This is a clip of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles making an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. While there are a lot of bizarre scenes to this, the standout moment for me is when Shredder pops up at the 21:20 mark. This guy's costume is terrible. He's a stage actor on a talk show set filled with screaming kids. No choice but to go big.

The Earwolf studios will be closed this weekend for the upcoming holiday, so there won't be a show next week. Sorry everyone. We tried.