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This statement was a downer and it breaks my heart to hear you express those kinds of thoughts. Cheer up you gloomy Gus! Sometimes the best costumes are the ones that only you and a small group of friends really understand. Can I suggest you try going as "Jeopardy Contest #3" this year?

Halloween is an alright time for me. Finally, I'm allowed to get dressed up as sexy as I want to be and then all the big bags of candy are on sale the day afterwards

Yeah, that's cause all those crazy Portland parents only insist on cruelty-free stevia vegan chocolate halloween candy!* *Now, admittedly, this isn't my finest joke and you could pretty much see it's trajectory early on. The real joy of it for me was just spouting off a combo of food buzzwords like a jerk and now picturing such candy in my head as looking like nasty cat turds.

This episode was a Number One Star episode times Five! As usual, thanks for saying my name on the show, Sean! And thanks for keeping my name out of your mouth, Hayes. Still, part of me wonders how much moreincredible Childlike Giambi would have been on Gelmania (since their names share a G-to-G connection)...

Should I step forward to reveal that I sent them the Amy Congo action figure or is it better if I remain an anonymous angel?

We don't really have to do that. You already gave him more than he needed. Not sure what I mean? Let me explain. You see, some people get off in ways that seem very odd to most average people. These rampant sex perverts love getting caught in naughty acts. He may have been expecting, at best, that a janitor after hours would have walked in and found him eating a mic cover "by accident." Instead, much to his delight, he got to see the aghast, confused, shocked expression from a show host! For one of these sex perverts that's like our version of Pam Anderson in her Baywatch outfit. Next time you're recording in the studio just look over at the slightly upturned corners of his mouth and you'll know he's looping that moment over in his rotten imagination.

I love Gelmania and The Reality Show Show. Does anyone know when either one of them are coming back?

I don't feel too terribly bad about borrowing bits from Hayes and Sean. At least, not as bad as I'd probably feel if I ever tried using some bits from Gelmania. Have you guys heard that show? GREAT!

Please ask him how he gets himself into a funny zone, a humor quadrant, or a chuckle area.

This show is definitely showing signs of possibly making improvements! Way to go! Still love that Gelmania more, though

Please ask him what it was like working with Elisha Keysbert, and if has was ever worried that her dad was going to torture terrorism secrets out of him for 24 hours.

New podcast, new pilot for Sean, new season of Jeopardy for Hayes... Not to jinx anything, but I've watched enough episodes of VH1 Behind the Music to know that this is the high times part of the montage. Soon, we're going to start hearing a lot more segments of Hayes vs Sean in-fighting. You'll both each have wicked substance abuse issues. That's just Hollywood days and Hollywood nights for ya. With this inevitable fall from grace in mind maybe you should ply these questions to your next guest: 1) How do you avoid the Randy Quaid star-whackers? 2) How do you avoid living life on Tom Sizemore terms? 3) Has anyone in the scientology offices helped you clear yourself of harmful thetan levels?

I voted for Clements Davenport, like I'm guessing most people will. That name just sounds like a riverboat captain who would be a 100% gentleman but still take no shit from anyone.

This new show is enjoyable. My favorite shows is still Gelmania, but I will probably give this show a shot for one or two more episodes.

I think this is one where we can both be right! (Only you more so than me.) I rewatched a clip and, yes, the gorillas jump in like its the cannonball Olympics. But there's this one that just drunkenly tumbles over the edge that I always seem to focus on whenever I saw this movie. Check him out at the :14 mark

I almost forgot! Tim Curry's weird accent! Gorillas being sliced apart by a fucking laser! Gorillas falling into lava flows!

Please devote a good 5 minutes to Amy's dialogue, as delivered through her Nintendo power glove. "Ugly--gorillas--go away!"

The United States Constitution was signed by 39 members of the Constitutional Convention. The Bilderberg Group has core of 39 members who are broken into 3 groups of 13 members in each group. The Bible predicted that Jack the Ripper would claim 39 victims... worldwide. The Nazi scientists tried 39 times to breach the barrier into the draco reptilian interdimensional universe. The Reailty SHOW Show only aired 39 episodes. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE.

This is one tank-but-no-tanks that punched a hole right through my heart

There is no way in hell this was the second to last episode. A new season of Shark Tank premieres this Friday, this is absolutely not the time to abandon ship!

It is a site full of anime alien boudoir tentacles, I agree, but be carefulsaying anything that borders on criticism. They might find out. Last thing we need are a bunch of white knights white knighting it up around here.

Perhaps, maybe. But its very tough to say. I'm not an eviction specialist NOR fake nerd girl shaming specialist. I can't even claim to be an apprentice in either field--let alone calling myself a specialist, journeyman, freemason, or guild certified!

Remember that episode when social media darlings Sean and Hayes taught all of us about Twitter hashtags? Now we're all living in #SharkTankWeek

You guys! Geez! If you needed page views, why didn't you just ask sooner?! I know a lot of internet friends who specialize in deep web hacking. I think it involves using bitcoins or something. A few of them are even dragon tattoo nerd girls, none of those fake nerd girls. Anyway, they said that they could use some of their programs to send data packets to the forums and boost your view count through the roof! All they said is that they're going to need to know what type of servers are used, a couple of usernames/passwords, and the last 4 digits of your mother's social security number. They can get all this info on their own, of course, but if you could just provide it things would go a lot quicker. You'll know that they've succeeded as soon as you see this forum labeled with the HOT tag.

You can use crucyfixes to scare off draculers