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DEATHMAN

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  1. That's in the John Cochran episode, the undisputed best Hollywood Handbook ep Pete Holmes saying he imagines Hayes in the woods putting up wanted posters for Robin Hood was also very good though
  2. This is my fave ep of Boardwalk Empire
  3. Also I know from reading The Jungle that guys who work in meat processing plants also will fuck the ground beef sometimes. Thank you
  4. what game you playing boi
  5. Mmmmm. Big pitcher of sweat tea
  6. Dear Goldie Hawn, What was it like tightrope walking between the twin towers? Do you wish those buildings were still there?
  7. I'm so stoked about the Mountain Goats album about wrestling that's coming out
  8. Oh that's weird I feel the opposite way but also think the other halves will grow on me. I mean the title track is obv great but the rest of the second half is just alright to me
  9. How do you guys feel about the new Death Grips album
  10. Claudia was killin it as usual Also, give me my money back you creole piece of shit
  11. DEATHMAN

    EPISODE 224.5 — 3/20/15 TWO CHARTED 163

    Nails are a distinct feature of primates, not mammals. They're for more precise grabbing, like swinging from tree branches.
  12. Now this is the adversarial debate style we've come to know the British for !
  13. I was going to ask if your grandpa got to bang his daughter-in-law (legally, as your surrogate dad, he should be allowed to) but I decided against it but then I thought it would be funny to tell you guys that I considered writing it but thought better of it
  14. Ahaha how is BIRCH BOX MAN a real thing. Partnered with Madmen and bringing you whiskey stones and a pocket square jesus christ
  15. Adam was great on Loveline but I think his skill at fucking with 15 year-olds who are calling a radio show made him forget he's a pretty dumb guy
  16. DEATHMAN

    EPISODE 340 — LIVE from SXSW 2015 II

    one tom hundred tom dot tom is your tom free tomaphone number
  17. You guys were being so friendly to new members and now look what has happened. Look what has happened to my beautiful forum
  18. DEATHMAN

    Sharknado 3

    I don't think they should do an episode about this movie. The second one was already too self-aware
  19. I hope Will Sticksbeer posts here more, I like his crazy last name
  20. DEATHMAN

    EPISODE 339 — LIVE from SXSW 2015

    Hey you don't have to like Kanye OR Harris. You're allowed to do both
  21. Well this is actually a good thing because Hindenburg was just a teacher at the beginning but then by the end he was a big time meth maker and wore that cool stupid hat and didn't have hair no more
  22. DEATHMAN

    EPISODE 339 — LIVE from SXSW 2015

    kanye west is literally a genius
  23. wghy's this thread so long
  24. I think you got Ludacris confused with Optimus Prime
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