dalbear
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"Real eyes realize real eyes," Bob said to Derrick knowing very well how sensitive he was about his glass eye. Bob is a real dickhead.
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"Put a cork in it!" Jeremy yelled to the waiter holding the open bottle of wine who wouldn't shut the fuck up about his band.
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and really doesn't even need to be here, so what do you say we all just call it an early day and beat that LA traffic.
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not a hackneyed catchphrase which originated in the late 60s and now only stands to cheapen the experience of a once great francise and reduces it to a simple merchandising ploy.
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to never see what paint thinner tastes like
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You currently have an armadillo chewing on your rectum.
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Seriously, it's underaged.
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welcome to comedy buck fuck.
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If you smell what the cock is shtupin'
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Scott, hire me as a writer