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New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

Scam Elliot replied to DanEngler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Well.. Shit. This was a fun time for a while! Thanks for being a Badass!
- July 28, 2021
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Hey?! What's a little piss on the floor between janitors?

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Yaknowhatimean?
- July 25, 2021
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Lordy, lordy, look who's crushing 40s on his 40th and entering into the 4th dimenson. It's me. Happy sad fucking 40th birthday to me.

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Horray. I'm old.
- July 22, 2021
Grandma Lost her house to a Tittie Twister.

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Ol' pap pa done don't know what to do.
- July 21, 2021
What do you mean? Everyone gets wings when they Peg a Cis.

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Okay... Everyone but halflings.
- July 20, 2021
One for all. Two for the Show. Three's a crowd. Four's an orgy.

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Johnny 5's alive.
- July 18, 2021
Splish Splash I was Takin a Bath like a moron who can't bathe without making a god-damn Mess.

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Seriously. These floorboards are fucked.
- July 17, 2021
If you can't do the Time then don't think you're gonna suck off Morris Day in the Green Room.

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Oh we oh we oh.
- July 17, 2021
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. I thought I could catch his Cavalier in my Impala but nobody really wants a Chevy Chase

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Y'all like community?
- July 17, 2021
Follow them lay lines too long and you'll end up in these Cumgutters.

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I'm a bit of an Ass-Troligist
- July 17, 2021
No, I just give people hickies. You're looking for the other kind of Necromancer.

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I can raise something for ya!
- July 15, 2021
And Don't forget Italianfest, coming back This September Fourteenth through the Eighteenth at Tammy's Fucknasium on the River.

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Guest Include the Italian Stallion and several surviving members of "The SweatHogs".
- July 15, 2021
Don't cry for me Argentina! Peru? I'm a need to see those waterworks.

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Madonna wore it best.
- July 14, 2021
A lot of folks were angry with the removal of that Bogdanovich flick, but you gotta know when it's okay to pull your Peter.

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Common Cents.
- July 14, 2021
You can't polish a turd but you can polish one off...

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With little mustard.
- July 10, 2021
Nobody's talkin about Shit Legs Polio.

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Seriously though...
- July 9, 2021
Blow a Ropey Load around the Old Oak Tree.

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Remember remember the 12th of october.
- July 9, 2021
If you wanna hang out you gotta tell her 'bout the Gout. Cocaine.

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She don't mind.
- July 6, 2021
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Sometimes You got a Honeybee and sometimes you got a Honeydew, but every once in a while, you got a Honeysuckle.

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Dat's show Bee's nest.
- July 6, 2021
Freebird is the most sincerely country way of saying He Likes to throw that dick around...

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Won't you fly on FreeBird.
- July 6, 2021
She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was Carrie, the Living Car and she killed most of my friends in High School.

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Someone call MKB.
- July 6, 2021
To be fair, the Schnozzberry Family have always been Tastemakers.

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Paul and Darlene are good friends of mine.
- July 6, 2021
I didn't think the Legend of Tom Jones would involve so many Ropey Loads.

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Ropey Loades should be my new forum name.
- July 5, 2021
Happy Fourth of July, everyone!

Scam Elliot replied to Teenage Grave Robber's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fuck yeah! Happy Fourth Awesome Internet person!
- July 3, 2021
- 1 reply
Actually, I'm an expert at putting worms and grubs on a fishing hook, But I understand how you could make that mistake.

Scam Elliot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It's totally understand.
- July 3, 2021

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New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

Hey?! What's a little piss on the floor between janitors?

Lordy, lordy, look who's crushing 40s on his 40th and entering into the 4th dimenson. It's me. Happy sad fucking 40th birthday to me.

Grandma Lost her house to a Tittie Twister.

What do you mean? Everyone gets wings when they Peg a Cis.

One for all. Two for the Show. Three's a crowd. Four's an orgy.

Splish Splash I was Takin a Bath like a moron who can't bathe without making a god-damn Mess.

If you can't do the Time then don't think you're gonna suck off Morris Day in the Green Room.

. I thought I could catch his Cavalier in my Impala but nobody really wants a Chevy Chase

Follow them lay lines too long and you'll end up in these Cumgutters.

No, I just give people hickies. You're looking for the other kind of Necromancer.

And Don't forget Italianfest, coming back This September Fourteenth through the Eighteenth at Tammy's Fucknasium on the River.

Don't cry for me Argentina! Peru? I'm a need to see those waterworks.

A lot of folks were angry with the removal of that Bogdanovich flick, but you gotta know when it's okay to pull your Peter.

You can't polish a turd but you can polish one off...

Nobody's talkin about Shit Legs Polio.

Blow a Ropey Load around the Old Oak Tree.

If you wanna hang out you gotta tell her 'bout the Gout. Cocaine.

Sometimes You got a Honeybee and sometimes you got a Honeydew, but every once in a while, you got a Honeysuckle.

Freebird is the most sincerely country way of saying He Likes to throw that dick around...

She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was Carrie, the Living Car and she killed most of my friends in High School.

To be fair, the Schnozzberry Family have always been Tastemakers.

I didn't think the Legend of Tom Jones would involve so many Ropey Loads.

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!

Actually, I'm an expert at putting worms and grubs on a fishing hook, But I understand how you could make that mistake.

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