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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but they both have cold sores and that is no coincidence.

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Holster that dirty bugger digit.
- October 14, 2019
Cash, grass, or ass, nothing is safe from the Hamburgler.

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He comes in the night.
- October 13, 2019
A Zeus on the streets, A Seuss in the Sheets.

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Is that a thunderbolt in your pocket or is that a wocket?
- October 11, 2019
See Arthur be Author Bea Aurther on ether this Easter!

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See Arthur be Author Bea Aurther on ether this Easter!... Sounds like a vocal warm up..
- October 11, 2019
Now with more failed platforms than a New Jersey Porch Party!

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R.I.P. Sigma Beta Ki.
- October 11, 2019
Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys have 17 ounces of splooge pumped out of their stomach.

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Urbaine Legends.
- October 10, 2019
Some men just wanna watch the world burn a doobie.

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Puff puff pass.
- October 10, 2019
When the going gets tough, the tough gets a boner.

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Boioioiing
- October 9, 2019
Goodbye to Tragic Silence...

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Welcome to comedy bang bang.
- October 4, 2019
It was when I spilled my drink on my belly while softly jerking off on the porch that I realized it was gonna be a real Rum Tum Tugger of a night.

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CATS don't like peanut butter.
- October 4, 2019
I can Mash potato! I can do the Twist! Now tell me baby, why can't I feel a sense of emotional self worth without validation from your affection?

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Do you love me now that I can dance... Because i can't love myself....
- October 4, 2019
My hairy styles tailor swilftly majors in Some Shitty Film Class.

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Stretching keeps you limber?
- October 2, 2019
Hands down, the best way to do a push-up.

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Just a fact.
- September 26, 2019
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I can has Cheeseburger in Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

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Damn Straight.
- September 26, 2019
When you're hiding from the Nazis but you gotta pop a squatzee, diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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I apologize.
- September 5, 2019
It's illegal to steal bases in sexual baseball, But you can hit a ground rule double.

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A swing and a miss.
- September 5, 2019
When you hammer around the underground your bound to pound a miner...

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Context is important.
- September 5, 2019
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My Knuckle-Fuckin get's all the men Cuckin.

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Lady and the Tramp 2020.
- September 5, 2019
Much Like Mathew Mcconaughey in that Garry Flank motion picture, I "Can't Hardly Taint."

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That took a while.
- September 2, 2019
It was the summer of 1976 when the greatest Jizzard I'd ever experienced covered this small town like a blanket of warm Mayonnaise.

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Come back soon.
- September 2, 2019
It was the best of taints, It was the worst of taints... It was a taint of two titties.

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Taint it the truth!
- September 2, 2019
Mystery taint! Are you ready for your Mystery Taint? Don't be late. It could be great! Open the door for your Mystery Taint!

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By Milton Burle
- September 2, 2019
We now present Will-I-Am's "The Tainting of the Screw".

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With forward by these humps.
- September 2, 2019
I have these blue balls and I want them tainted black.

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No color anymore from ball sack to my crack...
- September 2, 2019
African, Alaskan or Austrailian... Welcome to Bush Country

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African, Alaskan or Austrailian... Welcome to Bush Country.
- September 1, 2019

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but they both have cold sores and that is no coincidence.

Cash, grass, or ass, nothing is safe from the Hamburgler.

A Zeus on the streets, A Seuss in the Sheets.

See Arthur be Author Bea Aurther on ether this Easter!

Now with more failed platforms than a New Jersey Porch Party!

Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys have 17 ounces of splooge pumped out of their stomach.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn a doobie.

When the going gets tough, the tough gets a boner.

Goodbye to Tragic Silence...

It was when I spilled my drink on my belly while softly jerking off on the porch that I realized it was gonna be a real Rum Tum Tugger of a night.

I can Mash potato! I can do the Twist! Now tell me baby, why can't I feel a sense of emotional self worth without validation from your affection?

My hairy styles tailor swilftly majors in Some Shitty Film Class.

Hands down, the best way to do a push-up.

I can has Cheeseburger in Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

When you're hiding from the Nazis but you gotta pop a squatzee, diarrhea of Anne Frank.

It's illegal to steal bases in sexual baseball, But you can hit a ground rule double.

When you hammer around the underground your bound to pound a miner...

My Knuckle-Fuckin get's all the men Cuckin.

Much Like Mathew Mcconaughey in that Garry Flank motion picture, I "Can't Hardly Taint."

It was the summer of 1976 when the greatest Jizzard I'd ever experienced covered this small town like a blanket of warm Mayonnaise.

It was the best of taints, It was the worst of taints... It was a taint of two titties.

Mystery taint! Are you ready for your Mystery Taint? Don't be late. It could be great! Open the door for your Mystery Taint!

We now present Will-I-Am's "The Tainting of the Screw".

I have these blue balls and I want them tainted black.

African, Alaskan or Austrailian... Welcome to Bush Country

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