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Everything posted by Scam Elliot
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Don't be a cheezer
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It was lovely.
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A bird in hand is worth about ten nights in county jail.
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Don't do that in public -
There are two "D's" in Wednesday. One of them Pugsley's.
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Incest is so in right now... -
Up or off, if there's a beatin' needed I'm leading with my left...
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The ol' southpaw. -
You can lead a horse to water but you can't legally fuck it in 48 states.
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Facts -
Don't ask me once, don't tell, don't ask me twice, Do say!
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Horray for progress. -
Bone Locally, Think Globally. Wear Oakleys... these are the rules I live my life by.
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Let your doucheflag fly! -
If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times because I have an extreme O.C.D.
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Stop hitting myself with words... -
It's Beans Beans, the LBGTQ musician... Because this isn't that kind of show.
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We don't use those words anymore. -
You learn from your mistakes!
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Lead a horse to water, it'll drink for a day, throw a horse into the ocean, it'll drown forever.
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Hope floats... horses don't. -
Give a mouse a cookie, he'll eat for a day, teach a mouse to fish he'll fuck your mother.
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Lesson? We don"t need no fucking lessons! -
Visit the dark canyon of my soul.
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Butterflies are free to fly... So fly away!
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No longer an Aukerboy, not yet an Aukerman..
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Aukerlesent? -
Rapper's, R&B, And whoas unite.
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Ranked as one of 2019's top podcasts to fuck to by Better Homes and Gangbangs.
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It was a tight race. -
Three is a crowd four score and seven year ago.
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Rubbing my Head and Shoulders gets me all Pert Plus.
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Bonerville 1 scorestown 0 -
"If you shake it more than once you are playing with It" doesn't apply to babies.
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If you shake it twice, it was meant to come back