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Everything posted by Scam Elliot
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Dim wits and Fat tits are all I've got for all these bong hits.
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Cough. Cough. (Turns head) (grabs own) -
I guess you could say I'm more of a Sub Turetta.
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Welcome to slow and submissive. -
Dem humps dey got me...
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Like a window at Clapton's House, I'm leaving it Wide open.
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Okay. I'll see myself ouuuuuuuuuuut.. (Thud) -
It's a short climb to the middle if you wanna just, I don't know, hang out and shit?
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DC Slater. -
Oh dude, me and my uncle used to play skin tag all the time...
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I thought it was a mole, but whatever. -
Sometimes I'm Illuminati but usually I'm Aluma-nice.
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And I've never been Aluminum and that seems to be my only Vice... -
It ain't real Donkey Sauce if Guy doesn't punch you in the back of the head before he's finished.
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I'm here for authenticity. -
That was some weirdly subconscious racist shit.
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My Mom is famous for her Subs and she makes a great sandwich too.
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Whips and chains will bring you pain but only mommy hurts you. -
Bout to crush some fried food.
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Look's like you got some taters growin in them ears.
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My grandma loved cleaning my ears when I was a child. Weird family kink? -
Who put the dong in the dank ba-donk-a-donk? Who put the Wang in the Wang-a-Lang-a-Ding-Dong?
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Who? Who wrote the book of love? -
One. Two. Three. Four. Come on baby, sing it with me! Five. Six. Seven. Cancer.
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Eight nine ten Eleven. -
One. Two. Three. Four. Come on baby, sing it with me! Five. Six. Seven. Cancer.
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Dude... I've been singing it all fucking day. Lol! -
Hey Hokey Pokey.... Da Fuck was that all about?
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Da fook? -
Now Sponsored by Archangel Matchsticks. It's a match made in Heaven!
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Fuck me... Why didn't I get into advertising. -
Dearest Caroline. The battle has turned. The Rebellion has spread to the streets and and the fields outside are glowing red with fire in this late spring evening. I fear this may be our final correspondence, so I was wondering, are you still DTF?
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Winky face. -
Hey Hokey Pokey. Is that really what It's all about?
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Some Walden Pond level shit, yo. -
Tater shurts.