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I fooled around and fell in Love then I fucked around and Found out.

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Then I took it to the limit one more time.
- May 27, 2021
Darrell inspected his newly won prize like a tentatively proud but curious father before darting his tongue out his mustachioed mouth and greedily lapping up the booger off his index finger.

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I fucking know you eat boogers, dude.
- May 27, 2021
At the start of each week I reach down and grab my feet then reach a little bit farther past and shove my own head up my Ass.

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Youga.
- May 24, 2021
Best to keep a little Armie Hammer in your fridge, lest he keeps a little of you in his.

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Dude just wanna eat.
- May 23, 2021
Dance like no one is wearing Swatches anymore.

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So.. I guess.. Just dance?
- May 23, 2021
She scanned the room for reactions, searching each person's eyes for even the most scant sign of acceptance to the fact that Andrea had just let loose with the most triumphant wet Ass Pussy fart imaginable.

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W.A.P.F.
- May 22, 2021
Fool me once, shame on you. Shame me once, fool on you.

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Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, you got a shame kink.
- May 21, 2021
- 1 reply
Oliver leaned on his hands in disbelief, for he was fairly certain of the origin of the noise he had heard, but was unsure how a frog would have made it into men's restroom at the Truck stop Denny's, much less get stepped on.

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It haunted him for the rest of the afternoon.
- May 21, 2021
Struck by Nostalgia, Harold suddenly found Ice Cream truck music playing inside his head as he stood back and swelled with pride at the perfect soft serve twirl he had left on this massive pile of diarrhea.

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Suckin' on Chili dogs.
- May 20, 2021
Somewhere between a Clit and a twat is where you'll usually find that god damn twit.

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Pushy pun.
- May 20, 2021
Whelp. Here we Fuckin go again.

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Ugh....
- May 20, 2021
There it lay alone on the stretch of pavement in front of the main entrance to the Baylor Building, steaming in the chill of dawn with all the kinetic anticipation that a turd could have for some unsuspecting Accountant's wingtips.

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I stepped in poo.
- May 19, 2021
I scream, You scream, We all cum, It's an orgy!

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I'm pretty certain that's how it works.
- May 19, 2021
The doctors were all genuinely surprised at how hot and Ropey my viral load was

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Return of the Jizzard
- May 18, 2021
If you thought Uncle Fester was a bit much to handle, wait till you meet Aunt Fister.

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They sure are Oooky.
- May 17, 2021
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If I was a cannibal I would eat your head so I could shit your brains out too.

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Oooof.
- May 17, 2021
When the log rolls over, We will die! We will die!

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Ants on a log!
- May 17, 2021
Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche

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I had a teacher in High school name Mrs. Douchin. We always sang it like she fucked both Manfred Mann and the E-Street Band.
- May 16, 2021
- 2 replies
The Difference Between Cats and Dogs? Cat's don't like peanut butter.

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Tuna, though...
- May 16, 2021
The Space Between Us? 'Bout 6 feet give or take.

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Y.A. Cancer.
- May 16, 2021
The Secret to my Success? Michael J. Fox.

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And Punctuality.
- May 16, 2021
20 is the new 10.

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but 10 will still get you 20?
- May 16, 2021
- 1 reply
It coiled up at the bottom of the tank, settling into itself like a family of snakes trying to share each other's warmth in the fading sunlight of an early Autumn evening.

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Long as my arm, I tells ya.
- May 15, 2021
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I just can't wait for that Chubby Checker Biopic by M. Night Shyamalan.

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The Sixth Twist.
- May 14, 2021
Life is a highway. I am a car on it. My name is Bumblebee. This is Transformers.

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Welcome to Cybertron.
- May 14, 2021
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I fooled around and fell in Love then I fucked around and Found out.

Darrell inspected his newly won prize like a tentatively proud but curious father before darting his tongue out his mustachioed mouth and greedily lapping up the booger off his index finger.

At the start of each week I reach down and grab my feet then reach a little bit farther past and shove my own head up my Ass.

Best to keep a little Armie Hammer in your fridge, lest he keeps a little of you in his.

Dance like no one is wearing Swatches anymore.

She scanned the room for reactions, searching each person's eyes for even the most scant sign of acceptance to the fact that Andrea had just let loose with the most triumphant wet Ass Pussy fart imaginable.

Fool me once, shame on you. Shame me once, fool on you.

Oliver leaned on his hands in disbelief, for he was fairly certain of the origin of the noise he had heard, but was unsure how a frog would have made it into men's restroom at the Truck stop Denny's, much less get stepped on.

Struck by Nostalgia, Harold suddenly found Ice Cream truck music playing inside his head as he stood back and swelled with pride at the perfect soft serve twirl he had left on this massive pile of diarrhea.

Somewhere between a Clit and a twat is where you'll usually find that god damn twit.

Whelp. Here we Fuckin go again.

There it lay alone on the stretch of pavement in front of the main entrance to the Baylor Building, steaming in the chill of dawn with all the kinetic anticipation that a turd could have for some unsuspecting Accountant's wingtips.

I scream, You scream, We all cum, It's an orgy!

The doctors were all genuinely surprised at how hot and Ropey my viral load was

If you thought Uncle Fester was a bit much to handle, wait till you meet Aunt Fister.

If I was a cannibal I would eat your head so I could shit your brains out too.

When the log rolls over, We will die! We will die!

Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche

The Difference Between Cats and Dogs? Cat's don't like peanut butter.

The Space Between Us? 'Bout 6 feet give or take.

The Secret to my Success? Michael J. Fox.

20 is the new 10.

It coiled up at the bottom of the tank, settling into itself like a family of snakes trying to share each other's warmth in the fading sunlight of an early Autumn evening.

I just can't wait for that Chubby Checker Biopic by M. Night Shyamalan.

Life is a highway. I am a car on it. My name is Bumblebee. This is Transformers.

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