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Everything posted by Scam Elliot
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I, Me, The Welcome king, is welcoming you to this thing.
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Stay for the orgy. -
Fake it till you Fuck it, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
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Damnit Jim! -
I've been quiet all day but this munster's really given me something to talk about.
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Sat cheeze -
You never have to spray and pray when you pay for your spay at Crazy Jay's.
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Also... You shouldn't fuck your pets. -
Blood is thicker than water but really thins out with bleach.
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Alcohol too... -
Axl Rose by any other name is still Axl Rose.
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Please don't cry tonight. -
I raised my child on
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All Kid and no Play makes House Party 5 a dull movie.
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I raised my child on the kid and play dance. -
Every girl's crazy 'bout a cuckold man.
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You can always D a Major but never F a minor.
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Gotta know your range. -
Hot Cousin Carl really put the F in Family this year.
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Cousin Larry! -
Darth Maul's Grandma Grand Mal Shimmy Shake.
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Lady had some horns on her. -
If you can't fit into the leather pants, you can't do the Snake Dance.
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Lookin at you, Axl. -
You're so Bane... You probably think this plot is about you, don't you Batman?!
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It's like a total eclipse of the sun! -
The Ice Man cometh. Anyone want a jizzicle?
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You could almost say, it's gonna be a Jizzard... -
Goofy Slipped Minnie a Mickey, but that still didn't make her want to Donald Duck.
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Save the Disney date! -
You can't hear a pterodactyl pee because the fuck you is silent.
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It is implied, though. -
The elephant in the room is that I have an elephant up my ass.
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Would it be wrong if we talked about the elephantitus in the room? -
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump. The Chili Mac will make you dump dump.
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Cross Colors and backwards clothes forever! -
Where the rolling hills meet the Zigzag road is where you'll find the Stoner Devil.
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Summon up a doobie.