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Everything posted by Scam Elliot
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In like a lion, out like a Lion. 'Cause I'm a fuckin' Lion!
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Roar. Huh. Good god Y'all , what is it good for? -
I.P's on my L.P.'s and E.P.'s are better than Herpes on my peepee.
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So get to work and stop fucking around! -
Life is a highway but I can't drive fifty five.
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I plan on speeding. -
Because I.P.'s are way better than Herpes.
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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, but never diddle diddle without consent.
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Or cats for that matter. -
Johnny Comes Lately and Jimmy Cracks Corn is the title of my favorite porn.
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That's why they call me Little Jack Horner. -
Just like Growing Pains, I lost my boner in the fourth season too.
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Winter has come. -
As my Nudist Uncle once told me, sometimes you just gotta grin and bare it.
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He lived his life all balls out. -
Welcome to the Kentucky Coroner's Association.
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As they say where I'm from, you can't wait for the dirt to turn brown.
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Kentucky is wierd. -
Cheek to cheek, exchanging wind, What's a little shower fart between friends?
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Love is grand -
If it was left up to me I wouldn't get right down to it.
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Pro crastinator. -
A Bag that heavy is probably pretty expensive for someone to just be shitting into.
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Deuce' and Golbana -
But enough about myself... Please, tell me more about your Stars and garters.
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I'm a jewel on dates. -
Stars and Garters uses Aww shucks on Gee Wilakers... It's super Effective.
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Gotta catch em all! -
If you wanna be cool, you gotta wear Bugle Boy ya little bitch.
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30th anniversary of that being said to me! -
Between Humdingers and Schrodingers I'll just take a dinger.
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Auto correct made it a finger, which almost stayed because that is somehow funnier to me. B -
Sadly for Charlie Brown, You can neither be inside or outside of Schroeder's box.
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Lucy, you bi-polar bitch. -
Then Frosty turned to me and said, "This isn't that kind of Snow".
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R.I.P. Frosty... Never seen someone do so much blow. -
The Princess Di Arena hosts a royally shitty bowl game.
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It's a serious car wreck. -
Under the Sea is where you'll find the Dee.
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If you take the E and F the G. Above the Sea? A Bee. -
This still works as good advice.
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Now that prince is Dead, will the Revolution agree to be televised?
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Controversy.