Scam Elliot
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Pauline was shaken. She had never seen a man drop trow and shit in a public place before, but here they were, on Fountain square, with Hank hanging his bare ass over the edge and squeezing a impossibly long and solid turd out into the reflection pool.
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I ran out of letters. -
Janitor by day. Janitor by night. It's the same job but I do it for two different places.
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So anyways, have you guys ever played parcheesi? -
Let's give them something to talk about... How about butt stuff?
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No? You're going with love? Okay then. -
Danny Cracks corn too but nobody says shit about that.
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Corny motherfuckers. -
You never have to lose a Rap Battle if you know who to challenge.
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Undefeated in my age bracket. -
If there ain't no Fish in the Creek, get to Fuckin.
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Grab em' by the whiskers. -
You aren't the messiah... You're just hydroplaning
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Calm the fuck down Terry. -
Okay. Yeah. Sure. But why does Lola Bunny gotta have Dem Tig ol' Bitties?
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I mean... For real dough. -
Sharing is Caring. Sonny is buried in Palm Springs.
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I got you Babe. -
I've never walked in on my mom making love.
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Who put the bomp in the Bomp bah Bomp bah Bomp? My son is has a deadly allergy!
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And who put their dip in the dip ah dip ah dip ah dip? -
One size fits all except for Martha and her big ass hands.
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The magic is in the glove. -
You should probably get it looked at anyways.
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You haven't played cornhole til' you've tossed a sack or two.
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1997 State Runner-Up! -
Don't go chasing Whale Falls, Just stick to the oceanic carcasses that you're used to.
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I know that you're gonna have it your way or no way at all.. But I think you're moving to fast. -
M-I-C... See you real soon... K-E-Y.... Why? Because I drugged you...
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Slipped - it - in - your- drink! -
Godzilla might Thrill ya, but King Kong Got that Dong.
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Cheeks and Shlong on the twos and threes. -
Tits and dicks ain't worth shit in a world of fuckin Assholes.
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Like... For real Though. -
I left the painting with the old Catcher for The Reds... And well.. Bench better have My Monet.
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Heeeeeeere's Johnny! -
I changed my Name on Earwolf and all I got was this Low T-cell Count.
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It pays to Discover. -
Welcome to Hell, Montana.
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Jesus Bites... Starring Wynoda Ryder and Judd.
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Make Kentucky Kongress Kocky Again....
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Don’t poop on my four-way and tell me it’s Skyline Chili.
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Hey! Milk comes in Gallons too but I've never heard you complain about that...
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Big Ropey Gallons.