One kid can be an accident... Two or more and you are just into creampies.

[One kid can be an accident... Two or more and you are just into creampies.]

Gross. 

[If you think that sucks, well then let me tell you about the Brand New Hoover Vacuum!]

It sucks harder and more efficiently than your mom. 

[When God was giving out Brains, you thought he said Tumors, I'm sorry son, you have Cancer.]

Sick burn.

[When you're wearin' a Kimono and your butthole screams out Uh-oh, Diarrhea of a Geshia.]

A poop tail. 

[The difference between cats and dogs is cats won't lick the peanut butter off your balls.]

Horray!

[Choos]

Welcome to Cramity Gang Bang. I'm your host, Cock Saucerman.  

[Take my wife, Take my whole life too, Cause I can't stop watching this DVD of Taken 2.]

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[Don't eat the Baby if it can't make the gravy.]

Don't stop believing.

[The only thing we have to fear is I Have a dream that four score and seven years ago i get up... And nothing ever get's me down!]

Jump!

[I've got chills... They're multiplying. I think i should see a doctor about it.]

I think it may be a stroke.

[Cats never tap, Styrofoam never sweats, and crabs will make you itch unless you catch them with a net.]

Things my grandfather told me as a child.

[Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)]

This movie is the paragon of so bad that it is good. Written by ROGER EBERT and RUSS MEYER, this drugged out rock musical has one of the greatest shock twist endings in all of cinema. It is Neither, Niether, Ether, eIther,... It is Beyond The Valley of the Dolls.

[Ideas for Episodes]

Music videos from the 80's and 90's. An easy suggestion for the show.

[Ideas for Episodes]

An episode about Cable tv would be interesting. There is plenty of meat there, from the old cable boxes and recievers, Cable channels like A&E and Discovery, USA. Program blocks (nick at night, shark week) .. A bunch of random shit for them to riff on.

[What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and rides it raw dog all night long?]

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and rides it raw dog all night long?

[Welcome To Cramity Gang Bang! I'm your host, Cock Saucerman.]

Welcome To Cramity Gang Bang! I'm your host, Cock Saucerman.

[Welcome to Crammity Gang-Bang. I'm your host, Cock Saucerman]

Welcome to Crammity Gang-Bang. I'm your host, Cock Saucerman...