Scam Elliot
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Everything posted by Scam Elliot
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Is it okay if I take a piss real quick? I tend to dribble all over myself when I go to slow.
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Don't know why I need your permission. -
Friends. Romans. Countrymen. Lend me a Twenty. You know I'm good for it!
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Friends. Romans. Countrymen. Lend me a Twenty. You know I'm good for it! -
Comedy comes in threes because it can't land anything above a four.
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That's how you get so many funny looking babies. -
Much has been made of the Rule of Thumb but we've yet to discover the Thumb Kingdom.
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The Rule of Thumb the second was long and Chode-like. -
For what it's worth, nobody Talks about Fight Club anymore.
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I guess the rule works. -
Will you be the Cousin Larry to my Balkie Bartokumus?
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Honestly, it's an odd relationship I am looking for... -
Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 69?
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There once was a man from Nantucket, but now it's just filled with wussies.
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He really knew how to fuck it -
An Optimus on the streets but A Prime in the Sheets...!
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Basically I'm a transformer. -
Tuba Owners in the same room are bound to have a swordfight.
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Woodwinds. -
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s money.
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Sponser of literally everything. -
All you need is a pick and a Dick if you wanna go mining with Richard.
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Yeppin. -
And filling in on Saxophone, the man with Two Boners, Jim Joners!
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We are Dick Chain E. Thank you Buffalo! Goodnight! -
If you think our Armies are strong you should see my Leggies.
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We know how to use them. -
When you're Crappy and you know it and you really wanna show it, Diarrhea.
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Splash the Seussical -
I've seen the greatest minds of your generation run down your Mamma's buttcrack.
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The Nutty Proffessor. -
That's my opinion on a penny. You can take it or leave it.
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Penny is my mom. -
4 out of 5 women agree and that's being extremely generous.
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In my experience... -
Every call is a Butt-dial when you're being an asshole.
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Is it okay if I call you Fingercheeks? -
If your pecker touches your butthole than you really can go fuck yourself.
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Damn it grandpa. -
She sells seashells down by the sea? Sure...
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Underrated. -
What is a butt, if not a farts volcano?
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Dude... Farts shouldn't burn.... -
A perfect example of why Ugly Babies need love too.
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Welcome to Calamity wham bam, thank you maam. -
If you wanna see a muppet get Fucked, you gotta watch some Gonzo Porn.
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Skeeter figures large in this series. -
Son of a son of a son of a son of the son of a Captain Caveman and Son.
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Captain CAaaaaaAAaaaAve-Man.
