Hold the newsreaders nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers

[Hold the newsreaders nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers]

Hold the newsreaders nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers

[Arizona Summer (I was an extra)]

Featuring Morgan Fairchild, Bug Hall and of course: Lee Majors

 

IMDb Synopsis: A family oriented story revolving around Brent Butler (Gemini Barnett), a wiser-than-his years youngster. A modern day Tom Sawyer. The majority of the story takes place at a boys and girls camp owned and operated by Travers (Lee Majors), who has spent a lifetime of quietly helping adolescents become confident young adults. In addition to the full gamut of camp activities, adventures, practical jokes, and conflict resolution there is the underling theme that bolsters the importance of a positive father-son relationship.

[when life gives you erotic poetry, go Edgar Allen "Poe Dancing"]

when life gives you erotic poetry, go Edgar Allen "Poe Dancing"

[The early bird catches the worm, but the worm caught syphilis and is dying slowly]

The early bird catches the worm, but the worm caught syphilis and is dying slowly

[Episode 71 — The Glimmer Man]

When Mr. Seagal tackles the kid through the window, Steven says "I hate my job." Yet he was the one who went out of his way to answer that call, and who very obviously loves his job. Why is Steven Seagal such a hypocritical asshole?