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  1. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    lol! The tagline to the movie, the movie synopsis, and the narration to the trailer are all not this movie.
  2. DerekAldous

    Fair Game - should have just waited.

    Ya man I agree. I feel like they hit the mother load with this movie. The toupee was hysterical. The funniest part for me was after Kirkpatrick jumps from a convertible going 80 mph in to a moving train, and Kate says, "That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen" and Max says "No, running away was dumber Kate!". NO. Jumping from a convertible on cruise controll in to a moving train was WAAAAYYY more dumb. Not even close. I laughed soooo hard
  3. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    I noticed the blood stain on the window too. Must be a coincidence.
  4. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    The IMDB tagline is: "He's a cop on the edge. She's a woman with a dangerous secret. And now they're both...fair game." which doesn't make much sense because she doesn't have a secret.
  5. DerekAldous

    American Ninja (1985)

    I always got a good laugh out of this when it was on T.V. Definitely worth hearing them try and explain it.
  6. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    I love how not-Jack Nicholson pulls up in his car inconspicuously right before the explosion, but parks right in front of her house and walks right in to traffic? His intentions are pretty clear.
  7. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    They thoroughly tried to murder her there.
  8. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    I honestly think that when the pizza cop walked by Cindy and said "Woooo! You smell like you fell in a sewer" was not because of the water they fell in, but because Cindy Crawford shit her pants from that explosion. I definitely would have.
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    Episode 76 — Fair Game

  10. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    Also, how about when Jodi says to Kirkpatrick "They can reach in to your living room and pick your nose for you", and Kirkpatrick looks around like they're actually about to do it? LOL Followed by, "That's why their I.D.s were so perfect..."
  11. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    So wait, are you positing that the computer geek was part of the KGB? That's how good Cindy Crawford is.
  12. DerekAldous

    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    Also, there's this.