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Four score and seven years is a pompous way of saying 87

My ex-husband used to just be an abusive billionaire, but now he's the president!?!

What's Emilio Estevez up to these days?

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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bus, your one stop shop for hilarious porn.

Hi I'm Scott Aukerman, you might know me from Comedy Bang Bang the tv show and Comedy Bang Bang the podcast. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang the podcast.

Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Plus you have to peel their dicks to eat 'em.

Unfortunately, Rowlf had to be put to sleep after coming down with a severe case of Muppet Babies Rabies.

This is Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman and I'd like to welcome my guests Paul F Tompkins, Andy Daly, and Lauren Lapkus to the show

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For every mystery, there is someone, somewhere, who knows the truth. Perhaps that someone is watching. Perhaps... it's you.

As the late, great Rob Zombie once said, "Rage in the cage and piss upon the stage. Only one sure way to bring the giant down."

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody go see that new movie with Pauly Shore

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, thank you to Shampoodler for that catchphrase submission.

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Does anyone know where I can get a copy of the latest Crash Test Dummies album?

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