JoshWille

You hoped for an engagement ring, you received a calligraphy pen, I promised we'd adopt a greyhound, you took the deep fryer and my fish tank.

Welcome to swim school level 4, Your assignment is to tread water in your favorite denims for 15 minutes, if you survive you will be rewarded with RC Cola and a frozen Snickers bar.

Attention all guests, please remember that jean shorts, thong bathing suits, and aqua socks are not permitted on the water slides.

It is now time for adult swim, all children please leave the pool, a reminder for the children who swim in the big pool, STAY OUT OF THE BABY POOL!