Freja

I'm the person who buys the peanut butter in this house... boy did I fuck up on the last haul... bought 3 jars of smooth Teddy's by accident. Apparently the crunchy kind is the only acceptable one for my live-in partner in sin. Just set my quest for an engagement ring back 4 years .... time to delete my wedding pinterest boards!! FUCK whatta disaster

i'm pretty nice irl, swearsies. at the very least i DEF crush the fake-nice game due to my job 'n stuff also, i don't even live in nh anymore... whatta disgrace

not pleased with the NH hate i'm feelin in this forum rite now... so much hate i need an ak... HAHA WHAT NOW GUYS MUSIC AM I RITE... anyway, mwn can you tell tim i am no longer speaking to him, thanks. i'd put others on blast but the cut from tim is the deepest since i thought we had new england pride in common... oh and there are some wayyyyyyyyy wayyyy worse places than NH that other forum members are from.. like, there's someone who posts here regularly who lives in florida but yeah, obviously a good ep. thanks sean and hayes and pete! glad agata isn't gone forevs.

hey val i hope this doesn't blow yours and everyone else's mind but what would you say if you knew i wrote that thing about bobby darin as like a feeler-- like, tryna to see if it would be a good contribution to the mix tape but without having to commit to it. in politics they call that a trial balloon! i learned that while studying for my useless undergrad degree! maybe bobby darin is like super cool and you're the only one who doesn't think that. joe mcgurl def seems on board and i think i've got greggy in my corner too, but he's kinda hard to read. bruce chose not to even say anything about it which you could either read into as tacit consent or an intentional effort to not mention it b/c bobby d sucks. i dunno. i mean, ashlee simpson, though? really? i watched her reality show way back when. remember how papa joe kept trying to make ryan cabrera happen? and they made them like fake-date on the show?

hoping S or H come on here soon to request popcorn gallery q's-- really need this week to be MY week as far as getting my q read on the pod (*said in my best, entitled Bridezilla voice*) i feel my relevance here is slipping and i've gotta rectify this somehow... i have no music to contribute to the mix tape b/c i think it would take me 45 mins or so to come up with songs to make you guys think i'm even remotely cool. i just looked at the last song i listened to on spotify a few weeks ago and it was by bobby darin PEACE FREJA OUT PLEASE LET THERE BE A PCORN GALLERY DIS WEEK I PRAY TO S AND H AND MAYBE EVEN AGATA IF SHE HOLDS THAT SORT OF POWER

i think my new *thing* on the forum is gonna be to just quote a line i loved from the ep. this way i don't have to think of anything clever (i'm a humble dummy lacking in skillz so it's been a real struggle since i started commenting like a shy fan girl back in nov.) AND it proves that i listen to all the eps UNLIKE SOME OF YOUSE GUYS WHOM I WON'T MENTION BY NAME BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY ok so, phew, here goes: "they eat bugs off the floor"-- hayes on the allegorical lit up fishies that somehow represent women of the world i think everyone here knows i'm a sucker for an ep imbued w/progressive feminist thoughts. well maybe not everyone, but def chanson. hi chanson.

"drink from his little baba" I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE IT THRU THIS EP... LAUGHIN 2 HARD

<insert "aw shucks" bashful sentiment here> well as several of you on here have mentioned in order to embarrass me, i got hamburgered and have to, like, spend time with him to show him i care about him or w/e (foreign concept to this idiot who's only ever done LDRs before). also, as i bitch about nearly erry week on here, school crushed my soul this summer. now that it's done, i'm back with a vengeance-- get ready, tim. anyone tracking asteck's facebook activity? b/c I SURE AM and he makes me lol every night as i lay in bed at 8:30 p.m. with several bennies coursing through my bloodstream bennies is short for benadryl you guys-- i have chronic sleep issues haha so fun i think i left my kindle fire at the gym the other day and instead of panicking about the physical loss of a $200 item from my life, i'm panicking about the fact that whoever stole it will see that the entire archive of downloaded shows on there are the bachelor, the bachelorette, and big brother. annnd it's like, a lot of episodes. a lot a lot. LOSER ALERT. FUCK.

question for johnny pemberton: why do you think you can be a guest on a podcast of which 99.7% of its listenership LOVES and ADORES and RESPECTS cats for the AMAZING creatures they are. i'm just disgusted rite now and i might have to leave a negative itunes comment for hayes and sean to read out loud on the pcast and it WON'T BE IRONIC-- it will be GENUINE-- and it'll have some suggestions for how to make this pcast BETTER. first suggestion will prob have something to do with not bringing on guests who, as Andrew so aptly stated, are SICK FREAKS who hate cats. I AM SO DONE IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. I WILL SAY I DID ENJOY YOU ON KROLL SHOW btw do you guys like reading posts with random words capitalized? i get inspiration from former bachelor, juan pablo, and his bizarre fucking instagram captions. and yeah, i hate myself for checking it as often as i do BUT I DO IT and that's the life i've CHOSEN TO LIVE TheloniousJunk: i'm seeing Kishi Bashi here on the 21st! twinners heheheheheh AUGH. i've been absent from tha forums b/c it's been a cuh-razy summah here-- lots of nursing school stuff and critical care rotations taking over my gah damn life and what not-- good news is i'll be a real-live nurse come next friday and then i can go back to being a creepy shut-in who posts 20 entries on the forums on fri nites and stalks all ya'll on FB speaking of FB-- lately my stalk focus has been centered on Joe McGurl but i'll prob switch things up in the coming days so look for that you poor souls

Hey guys, this morning my bf told me I looked like a combo between Ray Bradbury and Jesus Christ in Jesus Christ Superstar. He was kinda right, too, which is the sucky part! But you know what? I went and took a shower! Then I got dressed in freshly laundered clothing from a place where cool ppl shop! I'm a new woman and I'm feelin sassy and great! Sassy is prob the worst word in the English language, who's with me?? Hope everyone is having a great weekend like I am! (it helps that I'm a BLESSED individual living a BLESSED life!) (tryna bump the post total closer to 100-- we're slacking lately)

Hey BoB, haven't seen the show but am enjoying your recaps immensely. Who needs cable?! Haha! Not this chick LOL! Cable is for tha birds!! C ya!

BRR! I don't know who's a bigger sleepyhead in that pic: your D or your Dogg-E. I just. don't. know. You didn't miss much at the party-- I had to bail early cuz I was getting a lot of texts from like so many of my friends just BEGGING me to leave the party and come hang w/them-- not at all because Trev and Charlie wouldn't talk to me. Sorry I don't wanna be a slut like Katie T, Charlie.. ugh so yeah I got outta there early and like went and chilled super hard with sooo many cool ppl it was INSANE like I got faded and I dunno you might have already known all this because I posted a vague FB status about how I just love these summer nights <3 and then like snapchatted a pic of some of us on the porch with our solo cups but like I was the prettiest one there and I'm not just saying that, like everyone said it when they saw the photos. Ok so like I know Trev is like your boy or w/e but can you let me know if he said anything about me or if he saw the pics I posted of me on the porch and then like if he said anything about the pics. Thanks Bruce!! Hope you're having a kick-ass summer!

Are you guys even coming?? I'm here now and like Trevor is just only talking to Jen and whenever I look over there he's definitely looking back at me but he's prob just afraid to talk to me b/c he knows I'm like out of his league or w/e. Like Jen isn't even THAT pretty so he prob feels bad and like I said he's not coming over here b/c he's like nervous or something. Like I don't even want him to do it at this point, like I just feel bad for him and also for Jen b/c she's not that pretty and I heard she wears stuff from the J.Crew factory store lol

Sinbad+Brian Huskey+Dave Thomas= my dream all-stars ep. "Stefi is lookin gooood lately"

hey burdrulz, just wanted to let you know your spooky lp post was my favorite thing i've ever seen on the forums. -- freja out--

Yea and ur kinda assuming I haven't Facebook stalked each and every one of the individuals engaged in the bro sesh taking place above this post. Trust me, I'm up to date on their sexual prefs!

I love seeing the men on here be so nice and supportive to each other. Rarely see that irl-- b/c god forbid someone may think you appreciate things about your peers in a nonsexual unassuming way....

Thank you for paying respect to our veterans, Andy. Also I was expecting Sean and Andy to clash a bit when the topic of Andy's living sitch came up. Kinda like an Upstairs/Downstairs battle since Andy emphasized the point that his room was UPSTAIRS and we all know Sean lives in his 'rents basement. Anyone else watch haughty British society dramas and get my reference? I'm talkin' the deep cuts, not the poser Downton shit. Anyway, great job Andy. My heart was like throbbing with pride and shit while I listened....

ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Counting down to my lunch hour so I can listen to this but had to comment, because.... ANDY!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I'm a bad forum-er this week Just catching up now. Hope everyone (except the UK cohort) had a wonderful Independence Day. The fireworks here were cancelled thanks to hurricane Arthur so I just celebrated by eating a lot of baked goods from Whole Foods and then wondering afterward if I should hate myself or not. Found out that my hamburger man thinks Whoopie Pies are the worst baked good ever which was very upsetting and has really halted the progress of our relaysh. That's short for "relationship", guys. Hope you got that. Happy Birthday, TheloniousJunk! Just so you know, I very much appreciate your posts on this forum and sometimes I just fall behind on my "like" clicks. Keep it up and I think Valerie should write another amazing fanfic starring you in a very prominent role that's like sexy but totally chill at the same time and maybe agata can be your love interest so that I don't have to continue to be the resident slut in these pieces (not that I mind har har har LOL plz like me greggy)

Super far behind on The Bachelorette (only 2 epis in) but planning to catch up this weekend. Will most def rehash my annoyances with you once I've done so. Really don't understand why she'd give up her job for this dumb show when the legal job market is so dismal right now (and for the long foreseeable future) but w/e, the potential to fall in love while bungee jumping is pretty tempting I guess. A friend of mine went to college with and performed in the same dance troupe as AG's bro so I'll have to get some scoop on this cat.His website annoys me.

OMG thank you for mentioning CUMBIES-- my obsession with their gas station coffee knows no bounds-- I sadly go through a bag of their Farmhouse Blend grounds every week b/c I'm a cheap bitch and that shit's good I don't care what anyone says. The hamburger sandwich I'm with now isn't from around here and he's all cool and into like classy "good" food and "quality" coffee and he def doesn't "get" Cumbies. Oh and I'm gonna be in CA in August for a bit. You make it sound so wonderful there so now I really can't wait to go! But it'll be kinda cool to be in the mecca of where most of the HH-heads are . Feel like a bunch of you live on the West Coast. Except showshow and the PA dudes and burd but I think Cincinnati just swallowed that guy whole or sumthin or he got busy at the hospital with Jordy being in a coma and all. Cool so let's talk some more about New England again some time. mwn never takes the bait so I got no one else at this point. We can take it to FB since everyone here is probably all "STFU" rite now. OH just realized BoB is from these parts too. Maybe I'll harass him next time I think of it!

Ay, listen. I ain't trynna hear that rite now. I clicked "like" on it. Because I liked it. You know who else clicked "like"? HAYES. SO I DON'T WANT HEAR NOTHIN MORE OUT OF YOUR GREEDY MOUTH. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WANTING MORE HUH YEAH OK WE'RE DONE (... i'm pulling an all-nighter tonight for MY LAST EXAM EVAH of this scary ass program that has been running my gah damn life for the last year so TENSIONS ARE HIGH IN MAINE RITE NOW and I CAN'T BE HAVING MBOP STARTIN SHIT RITE NOW I JUST CAN'T)

Just wanna point out to those of you who might read this later, for the last 20 mins or so Sean has changed his avatar pic at least 4 times by my count. They're def getting better as he goes along, IMO

Tim! Your dad is wicked cool. Do you still say "wicked" now that you're all west coasty and living in CA? Did you abandon your New England "charm"? j/w cuz I'm going thru a bit of an existential crisis where I've now been living in America long enough for ppl to make fun of me for saying New England-y shit and I'm all "I'M NOT EVEN FROM HERE" but then I stop mid-sentence to reflect on whether or not I AM from here? I dunno... it's a weird time, Tim! I'm glad BoB explained the tshirt sitch b/c it makes your dad seem even COOLER. My dad made me pick tomatoes for like 12 hrs a day when I was little so I'm not gonna post his pics all proud-daughter or w/e, I don't care if you guys beg, I'm just not gonna do it!