Freja

showshowbro please tell me your mom isn't chaperoning our senior trip I will fkn lose it if she is

2 bros. Neither wore Affliction shirts or spray tanned (I could never ever do that) Bro 1: had several tribals, also a fucking Native American feather thing on his back. I forgave that b/c he was a marine and older-- got them back when it was "cool" to do so and in an environment where everyone has them (military). He was pretty ok overall, nice guy but lots of jealousy issues. I think he just went on the BB forums for the horrendous broscience and tips to help him "make gains". Always talking about making gains. Bro 2: no tattoos but was an MMA fighter on the side with very severe body dysmorphia. He would want to join me on my runs because he worried about getting fat but then right after we were done he would obsess over being too skinny. He was VERY fixated on being exactly 185 lbs and if he was 5 lbs below it he would go fkn nuts and eat an entire carton of eggs every day for a week. If he was 5 lbs above, he would starve himself and wear lots of sweat gear and run around a track a million times at like 3 in the morning to cut weight before going into work. Keep in mind, this was out of "competition" or whatever-- when comp time came he was even worse. He was really dumb, really insecure, could barely spell his own name. Before we started dating he told a mutual friend in a fb chat message that "i realy realy like freja do u now if she likes me lol". She sent it to me and was like uhhhhh? And I was all DOESN'T MATTER, SIGN ME THA FUCK UP IT'S GO TIME. Anyway. His bb.com profile is still up and active, I'm tempted to post it b/c it's a comedic goldmine but I'm not that bad of a person

HAHAHAHAHA a sad fact about myself is i've dated these guys. still not as bad as a crossfitter, tho. that's a road i'll never fuggin go down-- cross my heart and hope to die!

Black Hills as in South Dakota?!! Ugh why is everyone cooler than me eta: I have no regrets on starting the Facebook-add cascade b/c the day when I saw a friend request from mister Hayes Davenport in my notification box was a very good day indeed (!) Also I've learned that greggy is from Michigan and showshowbro has a radio show. All in all a pretty cool time, would def recommend to others who haven't joined in yet

^says the guy who friend requested me last nite what, are my statuses about Clif bars and cat pics not convincing you it was a good decision to break the fourth wall or whatever? P.S. I think we did it b/c for the most part we all like each other and love to loff so why not get to know each other a wee bit more on a platonic, v. non-threatening level (don't worry sexy leg, not tryin-a be your forum gf) P.P.S your pics from your recent adventure are very cool and you need to have grand kids so you can tell them about it

greggy with all sincerity I actually agree! I'm super into running and have learned that lifting weights is the only thing that keeps me injury-free. tim I can roll with that nickname if need be but my friends irl call me fray-j, like ray-j from kim's vagina

Fri nites are now reserved for the bodybuilding.com forums, sry Bruce! I get my self-worth from mouth breathers w/tribal arm band tattoos commenting on pics of my butt in a full length mirror so don't really have as much time for the HH forum as I would like! I do need to start listening to this ear hump thing tho, esp if agata is on it (!!)-- is it only on Fridays? God bless!

Why won't you tell us where you were, Chanson? I go to cool places all the time and make sure everyone on these boards fuckin knows it. Like a few days ago I told ya'll about my hang sesh w/mwn at a shit mall in the town where my mom lives. I got a p sweet counseling session from my hairdresser who works at the salon there-- she's the kind of woman who writes things like "*~*~*Everything Happens For A Reason~*~*~*" in the About Me section on FB Good luck with your music video, burdrulz-- link us to it when you're dunnnnnn Tim and MBOP-- Mad I missed the party yesterdurrr. For once in my gah damn life I wasn't cruising the forums on a fri nite Bye Gabe Hi Valerie

Oh you guys think you're sooooo cool planning a meet-up without the rest of us, huh? FYI mwn and I are about to grab a quick bite to eat at the food court in the Steeplegate mall* so what up what up sucks to be you guys! *this is a funny NH joke b/c all the fucking food joints** in the mall went out of business so the food court is now empty **this is a funny continuation of the joke b/c the REAL joke is that our food court only had 2 restaurants to begin with

Oh my shitting god I love this so hard, VB

Hey BRR, you sure you don't want to get a Facebook account and hang with us? My FB friend has been posting a bunch about how eggs "don't agree with my tummy". Just an example of the stuff you're missing out on! Best to you!

I was really hoping for that George Zimmerman fight to pan out but cooler heads prevailed or whatever MB of P-- maybe your family is trying to break it in gently to you that DMX is actually your dad and that's why he's been hanging around so much... I saw some preview clip of him on VH1's Couples Therapy and he's had kids with like 8 different women while married to the same woman so it's very possible he could be your dad or brother or something. I forget how all that works. Hope this helped narrow things down. Best to you!

Jesus Andrew

I'm with agata, ya'll are super talented and make me lol a lot (dare I say more than greggy lols and you guys know that's a whole lot). Thelonious Junk: love those clips! Haven't heard his stuff before but I like it. If you're into loop pedally music you should check out my boyfriend (in my head), Kishi Bashi, specifically his 151a album!

Well, it was in New Hampshire, where I was attending school at the time. You see, not all of us are born with that certain kind of *magic* like Hayes and Sean were. They just showed up in LA and fuckin BOOM they were rich, famous, and big-dicked. But for the rest of us normals, we have to put on a fuggin uniform and work nights at a dead airport where the only thing we have to look forward to is the 15 minute break that our managers discourage us from taking (despite that being illegal) so we can eat our tupperware dinner in the break room and listen to this guy named Tony tell everyone that you're a bitch because you rolled your eyes at him once and he will never let that shit go. Never. I'm not sure why Jared came to NH. Dean was there because it was primary season and he was the chairman of the DNC at the time.

I rented a car to Jared once. He was super nice! Wasn't wearing dem jeans, tho. Also rented one to Howard Dean. He was a gigantic dick to me and I'm one of those bleeding heart liberal types so you know I'm furreal when I put that asshole on blast... UGH I'M GETTING MAD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT NOW

Forgot to ask; what's the premise of the reality show? Or is it one of those Hollywood hush hush things and you can't say anything until Deadline announces it? Please dear god let it be a sleazy dating show.

fuck bullies

Otis as in Otis Redding. I name all my cats after soul singers. I technically have 3 other ones but uhhh I recently lost custody of them ("mommy and daddy can't be together anymore but we still love you guys and nothing's gonna change, you'll still go to the same school and live in the same house" etc. etc) edit: gonna stfu about cats now, i promise. back to the regularly scheduled HH forum programming

Andy, my cat's name is Otis. I salute you for being a cat lover! BRR, thanks for your concern but I think he'd be fine on the streets if I died from the bitcoin consumption. He somehow survived circa 4 years living on the streets of Portland while deaf and blind and weird shit growing in his ear. Probably infected a bunch of cat honeys with his deadly FIV virus along the way, too. That's my boy! Oh and you'd know I live in Portland (ME) and not some bullshit midwest hog farm state if you had Facebook. You should see me on there, rippin it up!! Been clicking "like" on a bunch of statuses and everything. So fun and you're missing all of it!

Uh. Where's Hayes? Pretty sure that was part of the deal. No bcoins for you, I'm afraid. Besides, I'm more of an engineer kinda gal anyways. I don't know if you know this, but one of them has a motorcycle.

i really loved latoya are you guys team jordan or team bananas? (team jordan all day)

^ co-signed

Hey showshowbro we get it. You have a lot of exes and aren't single like the other 77% of us friggin losers. Rome wasn't built in a day or whatever so I'm choosing to take my time and listen to a lot of Beyonce rite now as I wait for H+S to dispense some more of their dating advice in a future ep. No rush guys but seriously tick tock lol I'm fuckin panicking over here (!!)

That happens a lot actually. Like this one time this guy who had a crush on me swung for the fences on my birthday and bought me a package of Swiss Miss and wrote "Just like the old country! " on it. I didn't say anything because I pretend I'm a nice person to most ppl but it was kinda awk at the time. Anyway, now he's married to an American Idol reject and posts daily Obamacare rants on FB and I live alone with my cat so overall everyone's doing pretty good now