Freja

ok i admittedly like some things about hockey.

in sweden his full name is pronounced "un-desh". i wonder if he knows that and has just accepted the american pronunciation of it like the rest of us have had to do or if it bothers him just a lil' bit. btw that's a p good song (havin a greggy moment here)

i hate hockey

Awww I missed the questions request. Too busy watching the greatest television event of the year: Eurovision (!!!!!!!!) If you guys care (and you should), Austria won. Kinda pissed because Sweden was heavily favored to win but got 3rd-- WHATEVER IT'S FINE I DON'T CARE AND NEITHER DOES MY MOM WHO DROVE 4 HOURS TO MY HOUSE FOR THIS VIEWING PARTY HAHA NOT PISSED AT ALL NOT EVEN A LIL BIT ....If I could have asked Anders a question it'd obviously be how Swedish is he? His name is as Swedish as it friggin gets so I'm wondering all the important stuff like what's his fave Swedish food, what's his fave Astrid Lindgren story, does he watch Donald Duck every Christmas like the rest of us, etc. etc.....

addendum: 3) I mostly put my account in my signature in hopes that greggy would friend me and I could find out who/what kind of life-force he is b/c he downright fascinates me and I don't think he's that clown guy in the avatar

I think like 5 or 6 ppl? I put it in my signature because 1) the google+ hangout thing never materialized (tho admittedly I joined the party like a few months too late so that's my b, and 2) I ain't no friggin chicken No, I'm not friends with H+S. I'm not worthy!

i'll have whatever burdrulz is havin lol

Just took the survey. 13% of us are females, 71% single (HAHA), 90% between the ages 18-34. Ugh millenials amirite?!!

Thanks guys! BRR-- Will check out your rec's ASAP! For clarification, my cat is about 5 yrs old (vet's estimate since I found him on the street), fully deaf+blind, FIV-positive, and his face is kinda crooked after he had an operation to remove this gigantic abscess rotting in his ear. He's also been steadily packing on lbs because I have to work long shifts and my shitty-mother-guilt sets in so I just fill his food bowl up to the brim every morning and pray to Jesus he won't hate me (my cat, not Jesus b/c fuck Jesus). Did you want to know all that? No? Well that's what you get for asking me a cat-related question. Andy-- I've been listening to that album on repeat for the last week! So good. I play "Rocking Chair" every time I brush my teeth (my fav song on the album and also the perfect dentist-recommended length of time)

Apologies to Michael Bay of Pigs... didn't see you already tried to ignite discussion with your movie rec's question. I have none since I'm ABOVE movies at this stage of my life. Do you want to hear me talk about my super busy schedge and how I don't have time to watch movies anymore? Love when ppl do that. I get all the movie knowledge I need from Hayes and Sean!

Hey Hollywood Handbook Heads aka tastemakers whom I cherish, do any of you have any good new music rec's to make? Looking to update my iPod playlists for the summah (not stealing this from Howard Kremer, I live in Maine and that's how they say it here so please no accusations). I can only stand to read Pitchfork reviews for a few secs before contemplating the urge to jump off a building (<-- this one's for Gabe) p.s. I hope this discussion topic suggestion garners more success than my Fuck Marry Kill: Engineer Edition one did

Dave Thomas: Thanks for cracking my whole shit up since I was a wee child watching an American TV show about a single mom trying to escape the wrath of her abusive alcoholic husband. We didn't get much American TV in Sweden growing up, but Grace Under Fire somehow got onto our airwaves and I loved you as Russell the pharmacist. Best thing on that show since Brett was obviously... Brett. My question: What's it like to be a Canadian living in the U.S.? Do you find that people are meanies here? I lived in Canada for a while and was overwhelmed by how nice and non-dickish everyone is there (I'm an asshole btw).

Since no one's said it yet, I'll be the normcore dolt on the board (this week only tho) and say meth is my favorite crystal. I've heard you can lose a bunch of weight on that ish and the liberal media keeps telling me I have to get my disgusting figure into beach body shape so might have to give it a go! Hey burdrulz, is your cousin Jordy able to surf again yet? If so I'll have to give him a holler when I'm out there

Is it from #26 where they're talking about Nia (new, batshit houseguest) wanting to suck the skin off someone's redacted? Starts at 25:30 or so... The bit was about how Sean and Hayes were doing their very best to stay away from gutter talking b/c they had received a complaint from a listener. You know how much S+H love to accommodate their fans!

Your brother sounds perfect on paper but that always ends up backfiring so just be careful giving your heart away. Just watchin out for u gurl! lylas

Once again I think I missed the cutoff to ask questions so this one isn't for JM but rather for the Hollywood Heads: Fuck Marry Kill: Engineer Edition Engineer Brett Engineer Cody Engineer Sam My F is obviously Engineer Sam because he rides a motorcycle, but I'm still undecided on my M and K. Will take the weekend to think about it.

Do you realize what you've just done? Now everyone will know some dude has been posting as Freja and it'll bring the girl count in here down to 1-ish (??) VB is gonna have to start overcompensating and talk about her period and being a chocoholic, y'know gurl stuff lol!

Zach was an awesome guest. I'll be praying for Sean tonight just like back in the day when before every class in high school I had to pray for things like the JV field hockey team to win their game and for there to be enough pizza left over for the second lunch block since the first lunch block always took fuckin 6 slices for each dumbass kid or whatever. Any other Catholic high school alums out there? And did your teachers force everyone to yell out prayer requests for group prayer before calculus class could begin? Anyway, glad Hayes kept the ep on the up n' up and didn't let Sean drag everything they've built down into the gutter with him. I also don't think it's appropriate for Sean to fuck the popcorn container that contains all of the questions that we in the gallery spent minutes trying to formulate. If his penis touched my question so help me god..!!

STOP REDACTING MY SMILEYS YOU WEIRD PRUDE IT'S 2014 FOR CHRISSAKES I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS BRR

I'm a Swede, but currently living in the U.S. and haven't been in Sweden since September. Wikipedia tells me that wouldn't matter since the series premiered there a few weeks ago. I think this is the first time in history that something has been aired there before it's been aired in America... seriously, I grew up watching Bonanza thinking it was in real time (totally crushed on Little Joe btw, and Hoss was mah dude). I'm excited for this series! I'm guessing Poehler+Sweden= magic. Hopefully it won't perpetuate every fucking stereotype us Swedish women have to endure at the hands of ignorant American men (hint: they all relate to sex). <insert smiley face with cool ass shades here>

This Gabe guy seems pretty powerful around here. I'm a lil' scurrd, no lie. Anyone have inside info on how to get in his good graces? I love using emoticons ironically so ppl will think I'm clever and adorable so that's prob already a strike against me.

K I'm warming up after this explanation. Still think that greggy is a more supportive friend than u tho, sry....

I'm done with you, BRR. Came to bat for you on the Mantzoukas ep and this is what I get in return? BYE

sidenote: if you try to put parentheses around the letter "b" you get that dinky smiley face with the shades. i just tried to edit it far too many times for my own comfort so I'm gonna leave it as is because once you spend more than 2 minutes of your time continuously trying to edit it to no avail and it's a friday night and you're fuckin livin' it up at home with a blind+deaf cat in your lap and eating a grapefruit that's way past the sell-by-date YOU JUST FUCKIN LEAVE IT AS IS LIKE A BALLER

Zach, what kinds of coping mechanisms did you have to employ in order to be able to get through an average work day having to act opposite the worst actress in human history, Aimee Teegarden? I would blow my brains out with clear eyes and a full heart after 5 minutes of that, nevermind 5 years. ...I'm assuming my question won't get asked because (a) it's rude, and ( I'm late to the game. No connies! (consequences)