AndyKleinhesselink

This is a horse.

Ok, let me just say something about the recent catchphrase submissions before we get started: they've gotta change. I appreciate all the work you guys put into 'em, but just because I have a “zany” sense of humor and I like to “break the fourth wall” and all that, some of you think that you can impress me with these long, self-referential catchphrases. But they don't impress me! They just sound like you're trying to hard. I want straight-ahead, catchy, catchphrases, like “Not the Mama!” or “Did I do that?” or “Sit on it!” Those are good catchphrases. So, quit trying to be clever with all the ironic catchphrases, cause I'm not gonna read 'em!

The first two minutes of this are pretty good, I can't say I could watch the whole thing though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YQjkPKP3zY