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Mescottauckermanthatsrightme

October 7, 2020

I bet if I were really in to Pokémon, my dream vacation would be two weeks in Machu Pikachu.

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- October 13, 2020
It's cold and flu season and you know what that means. Giraffes are bulk buying throat lozenges again.

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Did you know that while giraffe’s necks are 26-28 times longer than that of an adult human, their throats are actually only twice as long?
- October 13, 2020
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If children are the future, why are mine here right now?

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- October 13, 2020
The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let the dead things go. Now, let’s rake up those dead things into a pile and jump on ‘em for fun!

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- October 8, 2020
If I’m elected, I will stack the Supreme Court - with supreme courtesans! Let’s get this party started, America!!!

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- October 8, 2020
Sleep, those little slices of death - how I loathe them. Toast points, those little slices of bread - how I loaf them.

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- October 7, 2020
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 stole 6’s bicycle, the jerk!

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- October 7, 2020
Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, friend, practice. Practice reading maps. The city is basically a grid. Shouldn’t be this hard, kid.

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- October 7, 2020
They always talk about how even a broken clock is right twice a day, but they always conveniently fail to mention that the same broken clock is wrong at least 3 times a day!

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- October 7, 2020
I first thought ‘cancel culture’ was something a doctor might say; now I know it’s just a new kind of diet yogurt.

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- October 7, 2020
Whenever I think about corn, I worry that my Dad was right - maybe I do have “shit for brains.”

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- October 7, 2020
I’d rather have a two pump chump than a two term Trump so make with that cum dump so I have more time to stump...for Biden, baby!!!

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- October 7, 2020
Have you ever gone hunting with a bowl and spoon? How can you aim your gun with all that weed and heroin in your system?

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- October 7, 2020
I’m an eternal optimist. I don’t go behind the local Applebee’s to rummage around for my dinner in a garbage can’t!

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- October 6, 2020
We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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This is just great. Well done.
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Mescottauckermanthatsrightme

I bet if I were really in to Pokémon, my dream vacation would be two weeks in Machu Pikachu.

It's cold and flu season and you know what that means. Giraffes are bulk buying throat lozenges again.

If children are the future, why are mine here right now?

The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let the dead things go. Now, let’s rake up those dead things into a pile and jump on ‘em for fun!

If I’m elected, I will stack the Supreme Court - with supreme courtesans! Let’s get this party started, America!!!

Sleep, those little slices of death - how I loathe them. Toast points, those little slices of bread - how I loaf them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 stole 6’s bicycle, the jerk!

Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, friend, practice. Practice reading maps. The city is basically a grid. Shouldn’t be this hard, kid.

They always talk about how even a broken clock is right twice a day, but they always conveniently fail to mention that the same broken clock is wrong at least 3 times a day!

I first thought ‘cancel culture’ was something a doctor might say; now I know it’s just a new kind of diet yogurt.

Whenever I think about corn, I worry that my Dad was right - maybe I do have “shit for brains.”

I’d rather have a two pump chump than a two term Trump so make with that cum dump so I have more time to stump...for Biden, baby!!!

Have you ever gone hunting with a bowl and spoon? How can you aim your gun with all that weed and heroin in your system?

I’m an eternal optimist. I don’t go behind the local Applebee’s to rummage around for my dinner in a garbage can’t!

We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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