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Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Roscoe swore he'd get those Duke boys, but in the end it was their demons that got 'em
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That old man in the cave tricked us with his animal sounds again! Hashtag sand people problems
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The Big Sleep (1946) https://www.amazon.com/Big-Sleep-Humphrey-Bogart/dp/B001N07MSE vs. The Long Goodbye (1973) https://www.amazon.com/Long-Goodbye-Elliot-Gould/dp/B004AVUTIS
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Most of the attendees at this year's Facts of Life convention were Natalie-attired
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Charlotte's Web v. Fantastic Planet v. Heavy Traffic v. Robin Hood
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1973 was an interesting year for animated films: Charlotte's Web: youtube.com/watch?v=KUBAOyTzwRQ vs Fantastic Planet: youtube.com/watch?v=SgCxCZNkQ9E vs Heavy Traffic: youtube.com/watch?v=vraUu632PIY vs Robin Hood youtube.com/watch?v=PKYEKhxWy6o -
Episode 118 - Real Life (w/ Jason Zinoman)
Dale Cooper Black replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in The Canon
This was a fantastic episode, thanks! So many great points I'd like to comment on, but so little time at the moment. Here are a few quick thoughts off the top of my head: Jabson did a bang-up job. Too bad you're on different coasts, because he is the best candidate yet for permanent co-host. Brooks was definitely ahead of his time (and I think Steve Martin, David Letterman and Larry David would all happily acknowledge his influence), but this isn't necessarily a good thing from a career standpoint. In addition to being confined to the "cult status" ghetto, and watching your imitators go on to stratospheric success, you also run the risk of having your entire movie's premise rendered obsolete when the culture eventually catches up to you. (Case in point: Lost In America. A middle-class couple lose their savings and end up living in a trailer park and working for a teenage manager at a fast food joint. A hilarious premise in 1985, a grim reality in 2017.) This is actually a tough one for me. I am a huge fan of Brooks, but Real Life is not my favorite, and even my favorites haven't necessarily stood the test of time. (Plus it's hard for me to endorse a Canon that includes Real Life, but not Broadcast News.) But ultimately I think his genius needs to be acknowledged somewhere on this list, so it's a yes for me. P.S. My Days of Thunder protest vote was absolutely made in jest, like that time I voted for Donald Trump. (Don't worry, it was in Canada, so it doesn't count.) Everybody knows the only Canon-worthy Tom Cruise movie is Interview with the Vampire. -
i've been your tutor for how long now Tricia, have I ever shown up to class dressed as Roy Orbison and not expected back-door business?
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Lights! Cameras! Craft Table! A Golf Cart Drives By! GATGATGAT Yo'dead playa!
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If you think smoking makes you look cool, you're wrong! Nothing makes a duck look cool.
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Hey hey we're the monkeys, people say we monkey around, other people say we're a close cousin of homo sapiens, those people are going to hell.
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They call me the space cowboy, "they" being the mentally challenged children that live next door.
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I still don't understand the Mad Men finale or what he was even doing at that hot dog eating contest.
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I like my women like I like my coffee, raised by illiterate peasants.
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You think you got problems? The guys are coming over for a Star Wars marathon, and I'm all out of breast milk
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My cousin Greg suffered a tragic brain injury and now spends all his time rambling incoherently. But even he is funny once in awhile
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There are people who think it's funny to walk the wrong way on an escalator, too, God bless 'em
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The exterminator was babbling on about how effective his chemicals are, and I was like, "spray it, don't say it, buddy!"
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Episode 117 - Top Gun vs. Minority Report (w/ Tom Reimann and Abe Epperson)
Dale Cooper Black replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in The Canon
Where was this logic when it came time to vote for Fatal Attraction? There are approximately 20,000,000 tons of aviator sunglasses buried in landfills across the Western Hemisphere thanks to Top Gun, which is reason enough to say "fuck that movie," as far as I'm concerned. Actually, fuck both these movies. My write-in vote goes to Days of Thunder. -
Judge Reinhold was in Beverly Hills Cop, and vice versa
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Who would've known that an invisible rabbit could do so much damage?
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Forget the "like" button; you'll need to use the Bristol Stool Scale to rate catchphrase suggestions from now on
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At this rate, it's only a matter of time before the Westboro church shows up on this board to start heckling us
Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've got it! Scottwest, in "new catchphrase suggestions", with 400 catchphrases. This CBB edition of Clue is awesome
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