Dale Cooper Black
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Jimmy cracked corn and, in a surprising twist, my windshield when I plowed into him
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Forget Star Wars. Give Star Peace a chance, my babies.
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Please, Mr. Horse was my father's name! Call me Crazy.
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Garrison Keillor: Humorist. Raconteur. World class pussy hound.
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Minor correction: According to octogenarian author Judith Krantz, "world-class pussy-hound" should be hyphenated: https://books.google.ca/books?id=dcQ3QqE7RnUC&pg=PA93&lpg=PA93&dq=World+class+pussy+hound&source=bl&ots=mZqXEr3pPC&sig=HkkL0tlmmbEY-jVI9lCcSFuFl2Q&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjv_ZutwvPVAhVGiVQKHWdIDBMQ6AEILjAB#v=onepage&q=World%20class%20pussy%20hound&f=false -
Video killed the radio star (and also the Glendale, Wisconsin little league team, but that's a story for another song)
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By your logic, Penicillin is an expression of merriment or amusement.
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Or something -
And now you know why my nickname is "Spaghetti and Meatballs"
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For the Sept 11 show
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Jimmy Durante. A truck full of stolen wigs. And a year's supply of horsemeat. Miriam, you've done it again
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Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the powe
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I hear Tim Burton has optioned this story for his next movie, Big Ears -
Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the powe
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Cute story, but the ending was a bit corny -
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My landlord says he hates the theater but for some reason I have to produce Rent a dozen times a year
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Magnifico! For a split second I thought a different user had written this one, but then I read your name and the world made sense again. -
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Our relationship got off to kind of a rocky start: I bought some turtle food from her but she mostly ignored me
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Hey guys, this is just a reminder to watch your cholesterolstello levels
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Life is like a box of chocolates: After awhile you'll have to take it away from grandma for her own good
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Episode 115 - The Stepford Wives (w/ Carina Chocano)
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A good reason to include it in the Canon. In 45 years, people will know the details of the scheme in Get Out. Does that mean they shouldn't watch it? -
It was actually fairly easy.
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It was 80s night at a local club, but they wouldn't let me in even though I am clearly in my 80s
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I am in my 80s because I was born in the 80s -
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Now you know why they call me the Comeback Kid! Because of all the come on my back
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