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Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black
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You think you got problems? My testicles are literally nuts
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Pray you never have to squirrel-proof your pants -
Just a reminder to everyone that you can only change your stupid username 3 times in a 30 day period
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#LearnFromMyMisteak -
Thiiis halloween episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Scarespace
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planning ahead -
When god closes a door, he shits on my chest
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Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my woman to be Bigfoot and pregnant
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I was hoping to score a hot piece of ass, but I got the cold shoulder instead. Worst cannibal potluck ever
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I used to believe that the children are our future, but I'm starting to think it's gonna be horses
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In Soviet Russia, the Canadian Prime Minister is named Justin Perogy
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In Soviet Russia, kittens stomp on Vladimir Putin for fun
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What did Helvetica say to Comic Sans when Comic Sans asked Helvetica for a date?
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"Sorry, but you're not my type" -
Tip: You can use toilet paper instead of bubble wrap, but not vice versa
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8 easter eggs you might have missed in "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"
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Peter Piper a récolté 16 pintes de poivrons décapés
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A friend in need is a friend who you should probably help.
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http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/who-versus-whom #UnsolicitedGrammarAdvice -
First we get Windows 10, and now nuclear war with North Korea. First world problems, amirite?
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It's a slipper slope: First, Roman Polanski is allowed to marry whom he wants and then my neighbor fuck-murders a cheetah.
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Slipper Slope is where I buy all my light footwear #UseFullEditor -
You can't buy happiness, but you sure can rent hookers for awhile
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#aintitthetruth -
But before the bartender can finish his thought, the man shoots the him in the face. Then the man leaves without taking any money from the till. He doesn't even take a dollar from the tip jar or anything. They never do catch the guy, and nobody can figure out what his motives might have been. Crazy world.
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When Blockbuster closed down, they gave their employees a Joan Severance package
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I've got a pretty good catchphrase about the corns on my feet, but I don't wanna encroach on anyone else's territory
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Bluff called! I got nothin'. -
I've got a pretty good catchphrase about the corns on my feet, but I don't wanna encroach on anyone else's territory
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