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Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black
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These catchphrases practically write theyselves
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Due to increased political tensions, we will be severing ties with our sister podcast, Comedy Pyongyang
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In the seventies, they were briefly known as Huey, Dewey, Louie and Young
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That low-rent stripper ruined my favorite song forever when she pointed out its trite lyrics and sophomoric melody
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She was right, damnit -
If we started a Power Ranger team, which one would you be? I'd be hydroelectric.
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Sarah333, on point as always. #greatcontribution -
I got this. And by "this" I mean AIDS. And by "got" I mean "gave you"
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Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley
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Don't sing "Venus in Furs" when you mean "Venus Implies"
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I'm only watching this reboot in hopes of seeing MacGyver finally pull his knife on someone
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Don't worry, that's not a used condom on the floor! My penis sheds its skin every couple of months
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let the bad times roll -
Here's a handy tip for making coffee AND cleaning your underwear at the same time
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I awoke...
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I awoke, several detectives were inquiring as to my whereabouts for the evening -- specifically with regards to a break-in at the Giant Marshmallow Museum -
I love coffee, I love tea, I love sneaking in your yard to take a pee
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"There are only so many hours in a day," said the man who obviously didn't know how many hours there are in a day
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It's always darkest before the Don Knotts movie marathon
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"Keep your pants on, Buddy," I said to my dog, Buddy, who never did care for pants
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The phrase "why don't you grow a pair" has an entirely different meaning in Heaven
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I read it in the bible or whatnot -
Sam Raimi fa so la ti Sam.
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I would love to hear Scott sing this