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Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black
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All the farmhands agreed, Petunia was definitely a PILF
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She blinded me with science... no, wait, it was chopsticks
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But doc, how can I have a personality disorder if everyone agrees that I don't even have a personality?
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Mayor McCheese used an unsecured drive-thru speaker to communicate with that traitorous slut Wendy, yet our Burger King won't investigate?
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More like Mayor McJizz, amirite -
If I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have, I'd have enough dimes to give a dime to everybody who asked me how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have.
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Are you there, God? It's me, bigboobslover1986. I forgot my password again
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In Soviet Russia, the Titanic goes down on the band
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Out of all the cats packed onto this plane, I can't believe it was Mr. Sprinkles who figured out how to land it
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He always seemed to be somewhat of a problem cat, but he came through in the end, I guess -
Do I have to spell it out for you? A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M
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Do I have to spell it out for you? A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M -
There's a funny smell coming from my neighbor's apartment. Downright hilarious, actually
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I am "Weed" Richards, leader of the Fantastic 420. The only thing I can stretch is my mind
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More of a catch-premise, I guess -
I hate to break it to you, Popeye, but your son has "Blow Me Down" syndrome
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Baa, baa, Night Court, have you any Bull? Yes, sir, yes, sir, nine seasons full
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We apologize for the typo in our brochure, but we hope you'll enjoy your stay here at Parasite Island nonetheless
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For some reason, ticket sales have only increased since our specimen of Panthera pardus suffered irreparable hearing loss
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Our marketing team is still trying to determine the reason -
Here's an interesting fact about Canada's political system. Ha ha, just kidding
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Where did Mr. Fluffypants go? He went to the place that all cats go when they die, honey. The big freezer in the basement
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Fun fact, Mother Teresa is burning in hell for all eternity
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Hey Obama, want a job at Earwolf? The only catch is you'll have to call ME "mister president"!
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives and I'm like, leave some for the rest of us, buddy!
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How many were there going to St. Ives? None, because of the travel ban -
The world doesn't owe you any flavors
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Tonight on Breaking Good: Drug kingpin Walter Black takes another step closer to becoming a high school teacher
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I would srsly watch that -
All I needed was a plain cake. The icing on the cake was just icing on the cake
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