Dale Cooper Black
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Happy wife, happy life; funny smell, Norman Fell
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If you like Judge Judy, wait'll you meet Fudge Judy
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Don't be surprised if David Lynch changes one or two digits of his bank card password; he's famous for making PIN tweaks
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Klunk goes the catchphrase -
Ernest Borgnine didn't die, he upgraded to Ernest Borg 10
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We're gonna party like it's 1999, i.e. stay inside our shelters and wait for this Y2K thing to play out
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We won't be kickin' out the jams because they are an essential non-perishable item -
Amirite?
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Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy, but Clark Kent made some fat stacks from all those 'sclusies
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There's a much easier way to express this -
Where did the time go? It didn't go anywhere, that's not how time works
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But Darth Vader was to go "bacta" the future -
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If you need somebody to do small repairs around the house, just look in the mirror and say "handyman" five times
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The handyman will appear shortly -
My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me
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It's all about meeeeeeee -
My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me
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See? The strategy does work -
You say po-tay-to famine, I say po-tah-to famine
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Erin go hungry -
We did it, guys -- 666 pages! All praise and thanks be to Satan
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At long last I can give up this catchphrase business and return to my wife and family -
Now I know my ABCs
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With all due respect, your honor, you've got a fairly narrow definition of the term "horse lover"
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Check out my ebook, 1001 Horse Jokes for Every Occasion -
I wandered the world looking for happiness, and it turned out to be right here in my backyard sex cult
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Don't ask about those stains on the trampoline -
A new survey reveals that most Americans who read fake catchphrases believe them
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These Roy Rogers DVDs really ought to come with a Trigger warning
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I am available to write horse jokes -
This is literarily the worst book I've ever read
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Well, you didn't let me finish my sentence. What I was going to say was, she's just a big old teddy bear who BITES AND SCRATCHES SO WATCH OUT
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When John Lennon said he was bigger than Jesus, I'm pretty sure he meant "down there"
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Happy anniversary of your death, John! -
Before midnight, however, we're definitely going to keep it tucked discreetly inside
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