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Dale Cooper Black

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  1. Make up your god damn mind, grandpa
  2. The bible never mentions whether or not Jesus farted during the crucifixion, but in my opinion he wouldn't have bothered holding it in
  3. We're going to have a big, fat beautiful door on the wall; we're going to have Kong come in, but he's going to come in legally
  4. *Headquarters Of The Doc Ockerman Gang
  5. In other news: I love you, Linda. Please come back to me. And now here's Linda with the weather
  6. When future historians try to connect the dots, they will most likely end up with a simple picture of an animal such as a fishie or a horsie
  7. I've heard of losing an erection, but losing an election??
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