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I'd have more sympathy for these frostbite victims if they hadn't shown up at the hospital in blackface
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My friend Bill can't even tell a simple story without using a bunch of crazy hand gestures! Because he's mute
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Grandpa used to be nuts, but now he's a vegetable
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Make up your god damn mind, grandpa -
As far as I'm concerned, the greatest filmmaker in the beaver community is Clint Eatswood
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He doesn't give a dam what anybody thinks -
Sorry for the misunderstanding, ma'am. I thought "big box store" meant something else entirely
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Not allowed in there anymore -
Oh great, another mouth to feed. I wish I'd never taken this job at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant
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Is it just me, or am I the only one here?
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It's lonely at the Top Gun Naval Fighter Weapons School without Goose around
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Maverick took his breath away -
Step on a crack ho, break your mother's backhoe
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Or something like that -
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we should build an addition to our treehouse right here
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On this day in 1936, Eva Braun shaved her pubes into a Hitler moustache
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Strange but true -
We're gonna build a wall and make the giant monsters pay for it, hashtag make skull island great again
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We're going to have a big, fat beautiful door on the wall; we're going to have Kong come in, but he's going to come in legally -
Stan Lee and Jack Kirby walked into a bar. But only Stan got credit
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*Headquarters Of The Doc Ockerman Gang
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I'm starting to think Sharon Stone is never going to finish her Rock Paper Scissors trilogy
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Do dromedary and Andromeda resemble each other enough to suffice as a catchphrase-worthy play on words?
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Andromeda Bang Bang! -
In other news: I love you, Linda. Please come back to me. And now here's Linda with the weather
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In other news: I love you, Linda. Please come back to me. And now here's Linda with the weather -
Thanks, but my clarinet teacher already taught me everything I need to know about fingering
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Hacking is a long hustle but it keeps me real busy -
I've heard of losing an erection, but losing an election??
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Fun fact, the Bible was originally written in witches' blood
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