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Dale Cooper Black

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  1. Black eyed demon, martin freeman
  2. I quit my job and now I earn $0.00 writing catchphrases all day
  3. And they're really making me sweat in here
  4. My fave is Clunky the Catchphrase Clown
  5. I smell sex and candy and – to complete the trilogy of things you shouldn't take from strangers – shit
  6. The people who hate Moe are a bunch of Moe foes
  7. Shout-out to frenchfries
  8. If it looks like a truck, swims like a truck, and quacks like a truck, then what you have there sir is a swimming, quacking truck
  9. Dale Cooper Black

    Nip slips sink ships

    I think
  10. In dog parlance, the missionary position is known as "doing it human style"
  11. Dale Cooper Black

    Klunk!

    ...
  12. I'm afraid there's no other way to say this: penis.
  13. Dale Cooper Black

    Pancakes for dinner? Hey, Its 9am somewhere

    Not to jinx it or anything, but I really think it's gonna win this time
  14. Dale Cooper Black

    Rich Little, Poor Big

    Poor Big, Rich Little
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