Dale Cooper Black

Not that anything ever happens

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I'm really enjoying these cornish pasties, or as we call them back in America, funbags

Welcome to comedy banger banger

So sayeth the lord

I'd like my money back for this box of cereal please. I thought it said "Brain Flakes"

My wife's cooking is so bad, I have to hire prostitutes

Hope there's a sequel next summer

Plz

Too funny

Updated for the new generation

Million Dollar Baby Geniuses was ROBBED

Jeez

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man, dig me a grave as fast as you can

And the only ice cream available down here is rum raisin

yup

Get with the times

Allegedly

Breaking ALL the rules

If a maintenance worker is holding a door open while he fixes it, should you say "thank you" when you pass through?

The amount of poverty and suffering required for the emergence of a Rockefeller, and the amount of depravity that the accumulation of a fortune of such magnitude entails, are left out of the picture, and it is not always possible to make the people in general see this.

Nobody could have seen that coming

Amitrite?

Unable to pick up on subtle cues from the audience, Horace continued with his "Horse Lives Matter" routine

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