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  1. Dale Cooper Black
    Nobody could've guessed we'd end up with such a huge surplus of fresh pasta, except maybe the driver of that fresh pasta truck we robbed by mistake
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    For my finishing move, I always sing "Pium, Paum." It's a Finnish hymn
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    Sorry
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    It just makes no sense
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    It's true, google it
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    Show us your hotdogs! (TM)

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I hereby relinquish the "Show us your hotdogs" trademark to Comedy Bing Bong Inc.
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    It's not too bad actually, the voice in my head sounds a lot like Joey Jeremiah
  10. Dale Cooper Black
    So asks the voice in my head
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    What a monster Foxworthy had become, that is. The Butcher of Rostov always held a high opinion of himself
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    Me likey money

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Me likey money
  13. Dale Cooper Black
    Amirite
  14. Dale Cooper Black
    Fun fact: Filming the waterslide scene in The Goonies was so exciting, Corey Feldman almost blew Chunk
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    Talking of course about Sir John Ratzenburgers, whose career has been undeniably long though occasionally shelly
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    Cooze on first?

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Cooze on first?
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  20. Dale Cooper Black
    Call me... The Night Rhymer
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  23. Dale Cooper Black
    Knock, knock
  24. Dale Cooper Black
    My boss wants to put a human face on the company, so it looks like I'll be taking a trip to the morgue
  25. Dale Cooper Black
    Self-published, natch
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