Dale Cooper Black

You simply must try the sack-a-roni

Or was it from the bible? That is the question

Served in a flatbread but a sandwich nonetheless

I ask you again: who will?

And the dictionary in the picture is open at the page where you just looked up "dictionary." Ad infinitum

This is the story of a little league team that nobody believed in, except for one special coach who led them all the way to the championship game, after which they all eventually got old and died and their legacy became dust, just as everything in this world eventually becomes dust

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There are some untold stories between Empire and Jedi

#ClassicPickupLines

He broke it down for everybody

Are you OK? You look as though you've seen a Ghostbusters reboot

Get it?

I had the craziest dream sequence last night

Lately it seems like my dad can't stop reminiscing about the good old days before he murdered my mom

Might have to switch to religious studies

If you want anything life, you've gotta go out and grab it by the balls, unless it's a bull, in which case you should just follow proper procedures

Edited because.

Faced with a choice between quality and quantity, I chose neither

Saving the world, one catchphrase at a time

He sucked

It was Gandhi

Praise be to Khonsu

Praise be to Khonsu

Y'all got worked up over nothing

Even worse when the clip went viral