Dale Cooper Black

But they sure looked cute

Edited for obvious reasons

Edited because Jim Henson has been dead for 25 years

Now you know why Brando called Frank Oz "Miss Piggy"

Not true; she's a well behaved kitty

Yeah

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Too soon?

Besides John Denver, I mean

He sits down and says to the bartender, "You wouldn't believe the week I had. First, I lost my job. Then, my wife left me for another man. Finally, my dear old mother died in a horrible house fire." The bartender goes directly over to the man, places a hand on his shoulder and says, "I'm sorry for your loss, buddy, but you're gonna have to leave. You're bringin' everybody down in here!"

The only thing I'm guilty of is caring too much. And 36 counts of public nudity.

But make sure they're securely fastened; I don't want to find any googly eyes in my hamburger

They had that kind of relationship

Etc.

Maybe next time

Boom goes the dynamite

That was a tough nut to crack

My wife is pregnant and I gotta admit, I'm hoping for somebody who self-identifies as a boy

Bac-Man

Ever notice that "no tips" spelled backwards is "spit on"?

The constant, unanimous negativity was the greatest scandal in all of horsedom

Either way, it's illegal in Cleveland

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There's no "we" in "team" either, coach