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Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Bill Shatner found another "captain's log" in his bed this morning
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Needs to clean it up before he bones McCoy -
Elvis liked to take big shits, but in the end it was a big shit that took him
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Drop this one on Aug 15 -
The window blind industry is 100% committed to ending drape culture
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The window blind industry is 100% committed to ending drape culture -
One out of ten words in this catchphrase is gay
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Can you spot it? -
This catchphrase is dedicated to Murray. Fuzzy moustache Murray, not denim jacket Murray.
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Fuck denim jacket Murray -
I can teach you if you don't know how
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She sells state secrets down by the seashore
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Her code name is "Seashell" -
This episode is dedicated to Margaret.
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But aren't they all? -
If you thought the Jingle Cats were just a one-hit novelty act, think again
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How about some respect for the original internet cats -
I am a fully grown man trapped inside a refrigerator, ask me anything
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I am a fully grown man trapped inside a refrigerator, ask me anything -
Explain to me why it's considered "labor" to lay around in bed and wait for a baby to pop out
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I don't take anything in life for granted, except for this seemingly never-ending streak of good luck
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I no longer go to farmer's markets, due to the rampant cider-bullying
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I think I may have a cider stalker -
Or something like that
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Amber Heard Janet Yellen because James Spader
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There are no Depps to which I won't go -
Can't you read the sign? No Woman, No Cry
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One more time I got to say: No Woman, No Cry -
Grow, grow, grow your scrote, gently with this cream
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New from K-Tel -
I saw a guy riding his bike on the sidewalk RIGHT NEXT TO A BIKE LANE. I must be in Vancouver
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I saw a guy riding his bike on the sidewalk RIGHT NEXT TO A BIKE LANE. I must be in Vancouver -
If this is Hollywood North, I'd hate to see Spokane North
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If this is Hollywood North, I'd hate to see Spokane North -
In Soviet Russia, soldiers dress like Vancouver hipsters
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In Soviet Russia, soldiers dress like Vancouver hipsters -
The glaucoma rate in this town is off the charts
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No pun intended -
I saw hundreds of people lined up in front of a packing crate today; the winning bid was 1.2 mil
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True story