Dale Cooper Black

They'll let you pick from about 30 or so

Whattaya say we close all the windows and make the biggest hotbox ever

Beer is not allowed on this beach, but heroin and crack are OK. Welcome to Vancouver

Hey everyone, after the show let's all meet at the downtown Starbucks

It's great to be in Vancouver, where sex shops outnumber bookstores by a 3 to 1 margin... which is to say there are 3 sex shops and 1 bookstore

A realtor, a hippie and a dog walked into a bar. I must be in Vancouver

Yup

Or maybe Rescue Me.

I'm drinking yesterday's coffee and eating tomorrow's lunch; take THAT, space-time continuum!

Tackling the hot topics

I identify as male but, thanks to McDonald's, my breasts have a different idea

I lied and said "no" when my date asked me if I had GPS, but it turned out she wasn't talking about Geriatric Penis Syndrome

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more flatulence you will experience

Ba da boom

#gonetoosoon

Or is it?

John Denver, JFK Jr. and the Cuban National Fencing Team walked into a bar. Wait, did I say walked into a bar? I meant crashed into the ocean

When Khonsu closes a door, he also closes a window; question not the wisdom of Khonsu, mortal!

Or something like that

Or is there?

There ain't no sanity clause.

True that

Mah WIFE

Duh

"Ensure pressure inside the chamber is raised to sea pressure before opening." Oh sorry, that was a hatch phrase suggestion