Dale Cooper Black
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Ironically, the world's most ignorant person is completely unaware of it
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Actually, that's not ironic at all -
You had me at hello darkness, my old friend
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I've come to show you the money again -
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Everything is going to be okay... but only just okay
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You heard it hear first -
If your self driving car can't find a parking spot, try silicon valet parking
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Let me know if u need any technology jokes for your next ted talk -
Three words: uber for cats. Three more words: make it happen
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Yup -
I'm dating a woman who's old enough to be my wife!
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Ba da boom -
They put a man on the moon, but they can't make a cold pack that looks like a raw steak?
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What's up, hotdog-eating champion Takeru Kobayashi?
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What's up, hotdog-eating champion Takeru Kobayashi? -
Everybody's trying to break into showbiz these days. I asked my doctor for a note, and he gave me a middle C
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Ba da boom -
We've got a Hot Dog down, we've got a Hot Dog down
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We got a dog down in the city -
Here we go again with the comedy and the banging and the bing-bongs
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I guess -
The only holdup in our contract negotiations is this clause about making blood sacrifices to Khonsu the moon god
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But I sense capitulation on the horizon -
I know I'm not supposed to shit where I eat, but can I fart where I eat?
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Like at my favorite Mexican restaurant for example -
Though unpopular with critics, Friedrich Nietzsche's "Schlägermensch v. Übermensch" was a great financial success
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Though unpopular with critics, Friedrich Nietzsche's "Schlägermensch v. Übermensch" was a great financial success -
If you combined Grandpa's entire library into a single book, its title would be "201 Golf Jokes and Sex Positions"
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And there would be two chapters called "The Magic Mountain" -
I went for butt augmentation surgery, but they half-assed it
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This catchphrase also has all the hallmarks of being half-assed -
As Batman drives a batsmobile, so must Gary Oldman drive an oldsmobile
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Or is it just a coincidence -
On a related note, has anybody ever called Reggie Watts "Reggie Dog"? Cuz I totally would (with his permisison, of course)
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As Albert Einstein once said, do or do not; there is no try
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Stupid advice, really -
If meat is murder, then call me OJ Simpson
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OJ likes hot dogs is what I am sayin -
Yew-taw? All this time I've been saying ooh-taw
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And I'm from here -
The karate kid spends most of his time waxing off these days
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Dude, quit living in the past. I'm the karate MAN now
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