Dale Cooper Black

(speak with German accent)

But when I need to get picked up @ the airport, somebody who can draw my symbol is dandy

Finguratively speaking

It's all canon

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Fun fact

Amirite?

When he was a kid, Gus Petty thought the world's most popular pasta dish was named after him

Based on a true story

Fuck the Colonial Spanish Mustang

99% sure about this

FACT. Tuna salads don't drink a drop of water for their entire lives

Who blows the leaf blowers?

When hiring hipsters, be sure to factor in the cost of onbearding

He hawks moon rocks down by the airlocks

I just woke up from a dream where I was flying, and boy are my arms tired

Fuck you, pay me, say the bells of Old Bailey

There's "humping" wrong with this picture

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Sign o' the times

And fuck yews, treehuggers

If I had a dime for every illegitimate child I've sired, I'd have dimes all over town, plus one dime doing 15 to life in Louisiana State Penitentiary

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Our loss is Chris Gaines

We also flushed our real Grandma's ashes down the toilet, but that's a tale for another day