Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

Dale Cooper Black

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    1303

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black

  1. Dale Cooper Black
    Now that we've found our pants, only one mystery remains: How do we get them down from that power line?
  2. Dale Cooper Black

    No Gus, no glory

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Sin Gustavo, no hay gloria
  3. Dale Cooper Black
    Mistake # 38: Arm wrestling your grandma for her famous banana pudding recipe
  4. Dale Cooper Black
    No, I don't believe in labels, but I'll be needing my label maker back regardless
  5. Dale Cooper Black
    Gus. Gus. Hey, Gus. I said, hey, Gus. Gus! GUS! Oh sorry, I thought you were Gus
  6. Dale Cooper Black
    Never trust a man who parts his hair on both sides
  7. Dale Cooper Black
    And Tango only brought his debit card
  8. Dale Cooper Black
    Hey Hollywood, here's an idea for you: When a Stranger Farts. The farts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
  9. Dale Cooper Black

    Bring your otter. To the slaughter.

    Dale Cooper Black replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

  10. Dale Cooper Black
    Bringin' it back
  11. Dale Cooper Black
    #knottswhatiexpected #gonetoosoon
  12. Dale Cooper Black

    Here's a nice catchphrase-generation tool for a few of you:

    Dale Cooper Black replied to Benicio Del Bore-O's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Don't worry, we'll still need people to run the catchphrase factories.
  13. Dale Cooper Black
    Because America's justice system is broken
  14. Dale Cooper Black
    Hey Country Time, life called. It wants its lemons back
  15. Dale Cooper Black
    Hey, life: make your own goddamn lemonade
  16. Dale Cooper Black
    Don't give me a bunch of your technological mumbo jumbo, just make my thingie go boop-boop again
  17. Dale Cooper Black
    Our cookie production is at an all-time high. Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak Peek Freans
  18. Dale Cooper Black
    When you're a licensed machine drill operator, your job is always boring
  19. Dale Cooper Black

    How about "Duller House"?

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Sorry, meant to post this on Mad Magazine's forum for TV parody suggestions....
  20. Dale Cooper Black

    YOU fought in the Flame Wars?

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    YOU fought in the Flame Wars?
  21. Dale Cooper Black
    #idontthinkso
  22. Dale Cooper Black
    What else could I write?
  23. Dale Cooper Black
    Show me anywhere in this bible where it says a horse can't become a born-again Christian
  24. Dale Cooper Black
    With all due respect Reverend, I was born a cat and by god I'll die as one, too
  25. Dale Cooper Black
    If you liked South Park, you'll LOVE Mouth Bark
×