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Wanna play some Sesame street ball? Muppets versus hands

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Wanna play some Sesame street ball? Muppets versus hands
- February 26, 2016
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I'd like to see a movie where the Wolf Man bites Dracula and Dracula bites the Wolf Man, just because I'm curious

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I'd like to see a movie where the Wolf Man bites Dracula and Dracula bites the Wolf Man, just because I'm curious
- February 26, 2016
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Cats. Sheesh! Amirite, dogs?

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Cats. Sheesh! Amirite, dogs?
- February 25, 2016
If you really want to show your enemies who's the boss, you'll have to settle for season one on DVD

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If you really want to show your enemies who's the boss, you'll have to settle for season one on DVD
- February 25, 2016
Please, call me Adolf. "Mr. Hitler" was my father's name

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Please, call me Adolf. "Mr. Hitler" was my father's name
- February 25, 2016
Yes, I had my scrotum pierced, and no, it wasn't on purpose

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Yes, I had my scrotum pierced, and no, it wasn't on purpose
- February 19, 2016
You're pronouncing it wrong, dummy! My gold pants are LAMÉ

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You're pronouncing it wrong, dummy! My gold pants are LAMÉ
- February 19, 2016
What a coincidence! Goats Rider is my favorite superhero, too

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What a coincidence! Goats Rider is my favorite superhero, too
- February 19, 2016
There's no "eff you" in team

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There's no "eff you" in team
- February 19, 2016
Wiggle it like grandma taught you

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Wiggle it like grandma taught you
- February 17, 2016
With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot

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With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot
- February 17, 2016
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Spankings are the lowest of the low fives

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Spankings are the lowest of the low fives
- February 17, 2016
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The dogs may dog you and the hounds hound you, but the cats will never cat you; thus is the promise of the cats

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The dogs may dog you and the hounds hound you, but the cats will never cat you; thus is the promise of the cats
- February 16, 2016
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Why doesn't anyone believe in Mr. Mark Ruffal-upagus?

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Why doesn't anyone believe in Mr. Mark Ruffal-upagus?
- February 8, 2016
Someday a real rain'll come and wash all the scum off the streets. Until then it'll be mostly cloudy with some scattered drizzle

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Palantine's day is just around the corner
- February 7, 2016
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You know what they say: if the corn is knee-high by the Fourth of July, it'll be two knees high by the time I roll off your mamma.

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Corn on the 4th of July?
- February 7, 2016
- 1 reply
Why did you title your book "Computers For Seniors For Dummies" when "Computers for Dumb Seniors" would have sufficed?

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Why did you title your book "Computers For Seniors For Dummies" when "Computers for Dumb Seniors" would have sufficed?
- February 6, 2016
I am reminded of something John Denver once said: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, my plane is crashing, help!"

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I am reminded of something John Denver once said: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, my plane is crashing, help!"
- February 6, 2016
Hey Hannibal Buress, Bill Cosby called. He wants his reputation back

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Pretty please?
- February 6, 2016
Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions

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Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions
- February 5, 2016
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There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there

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There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there
- February 4, 2016
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Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and YOU BLEW IT

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God help me, I can't stay away from this place.
- February 4, 2016
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My parents went to Paris for the holidays and all I got was this lousy funeral

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My parents went to Paris for the holidays and all I got was this lousy funeral
- December 23, 2015
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So long, and thanks for all the Analyze Phish

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Adios amoebas!
- December 23, 2015
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We shaved grandma's pubes for this?

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We shaved grandma's pubes for this?
- December 23, 2015
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Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black

Wanna play some Sesame street ball? Muppets versus hands

I'd like to see a movie where the Wolf Man bites Dracula and Dracula bites the Wolf Man, just because I'm curious

Cats. Sheesh! Amirite, dogs?

If you really want to show your enemies who's the boss, you'll have to settle for season one on DVD

Please, call me Adolf. "Mr. Hitler" was my father's name

Yes, I had my scrotum pierced, and no, it wasn't on purpose

You're pronouncing it wrong, dummy! My gold pants are LAMÉ

What a coincidence! Goats Rider is my favorite superhero, too

There's no "eff you" in team

Wiggle it like grandma taught you

With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot

Spankings are the lowest of the low fives

The dogs may dog you and the hounds hound you, but the cats will never cat you; thus is the promise of the cats

Why doesn't anyone believe in Mr. Mark Ruffal-upagus?

Someday a real rain'll come and wash all the scum off the streets. Until then it'll be mostly cloudy with some scattered drizzle

You know what they say: if the corn is knee-high by the Fourth of July, it'll be two knees high by the time I roll off your mamma.

Why did you title your book "Computers For Seniors For Dummies" when "Computers for Dumb Seniors" would have sufficed?

I am reminded of something John Denver once said: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, my plane is crashing, help!"

Hey Hannibal Buress, Bill Cosby called. He wants his reputation back

Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions

There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and YOU BLEW IT

My parents went to Paris for the holidays and all I got was this lousy funeral

So long, and thanks for all the Analyze Phish

We shaved grandma's pubes for this?

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