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Don't forget to TiVo tonight's episode of NCIS: Lost Sandwiches

There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have?

O Brother, Where Art Thou: A valid question about every Coen bros. movie, really

When the moon is full, we tie grandpa up in the basement because he's a werewolf. On other nights, we just do it for laughs

Gotta represent the home team

I'm a dog. You're a cat. Let's see if we can't make a little history here

Haven't you heard? It's LIEUTENANT America now

This catchphrase, however, is an orphan

or something like that

Guten tag, Frankfurter

Tango comes out of retirement to solve the murder of his erstwhile partner--who has been digitized and now appears to Tango in the form of an iphone app.

Brilliant deduction, Watson! I didn't realize we could write off all this cocaine as a business expense

I never said to clap, I said to put your hands together. What's wrong with you people?

O.J., in the drawing room, with a lead pipe. This 90s edition of Clue is fun, but highly inaccurate

My god, Grandma has risen from the grave!

And the midget who played Yoda was replaced by computer graphics!

Wish it into the cornfield, Anthony!

Get it?

Actually, make that ewok sized

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What kind of keyboard does he have?

We only have time for one more segment, and that's a little something called dumps

I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams, you make me want ice cream

Wait, hold on, give me a moment... OK, got it

If you can trick Trump into saying his name backwards, he'll return to his own dimension