Dale Cooper Black

Sadly, in 1928 there were no whistleblower laws to protect Steamboat Willie

Only 20 more rotations until Life Day!

true story

As a certified meterologist, I can assure you that in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine

No apology necessary, my friend! Grape minds think alike, as they say. Wait 'til you get your first Pubrick hair!

Incroyable! How long have you been sitting on this gem?!

Carlos Mencia later, alligator

So you're telling me roid rage has nothing to to with hemorrhoids?

I do, indeed! http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/26127-whats-down-cold-cat/

Stop the presses! The elevator door will close when it's good and ready

Welcome to Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, and vice versa

My neighbor might have a bigger house, a better job and a prettier wife, but I'll always have the most chromosomes

If you haven't seen Jacob's bladder yet, you are in for a treat

Check your contract for the Santa Muerte clause.

It might be a bit late in the game to mention this, but... "hot dog" is actually two words

What's up, frenchfries?

This episode is guaranteed to incite paresthesia in your ulnar nerve

It's tough being a dimbulb, amibrite?

Hide your peanuts everybody, here comes Reese with her spoon

"There's your cuplrit!" shouted the inspector, pointing a finger in our dog's face. But it didn't matter, nothing would bring back our mini cupcakes.

I'm giving you the straight talk here

I calls 'em like I sees 'em