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  1. Dale Cooper Black
    Remember, people... Violence never solved anything! Except for that li'l ol' Hitler situation a while back.
  2. Dale Cooper Black
    Oh, you want me to give up my bus seat to make room for your baby stroller? Why should I be punished for your poor judgment?
  3. Dale Cooper Black

    Who is your HH dream guest?

    Dale Cooper Black replied to Hunch Hondo's topic in Hollywood Handbook

    Glen Campbell
  4. Dale Cooper Black
    OK, but what I want to know is: who watches the people who watch the watchmen?
  5. Dale Cooper Black
    Put your hands together for the new president of the United States... Mr. John Byner!
  6. Dale Cooper Black
    So it turns out that "Enter the Dragon" is NOT dragon porn after all.
  7. Dale Cooper Black
    "Is this choir for hire?" inquired the friar. "I desire to squire them under the spire."
  8. Dale Cooper Black
    But the mystery surrounding their respective managerial responsibilities was never fully resolved.
  9. Dale Cooper Black

    delete

    Dale Cooper Black replied to Sunshine Buddy's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I don't get it
  10. Dale Cooper Black
    See? I told you she was selling seashells by the seashore without a seashell vending permit!
  11. Dale Cooper Black
    Sea Monkey see Sea Monkey, Sea Monkey do Sea Monkey.
  12. Dale Cooper Black
    Tow boat, tow boat, tow boat. What's so hard about that?
  13. Dale Cooper Black
    How do you do everybody? One at a time, I suppose.
  14. Dale Cooper Black
    I only caught a glimpse of those limp chimps in their pimped out blimps.
  15. Dale Cooper Black

    You had me at "Hello, Larry"

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    You had me at "Hello, Larry"
  16. Dale Cooper Black

    Sea Monkey see, Sea Monkey do

    Dale Cooper Black posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Sea Monkey see, Sea Monkey do
  17. Dale Cooper Black
    Hey, money doesn't grow on trees! Unless you're listening to this podcast 10,000 years from now, in which case it might.
  18. Dale Cooper Black
    I have it on good authority that Cecil the lion was actually somewhat of an asshole.
  19. Dale Cooper Black
    From now on I'm taking it two days at a time.
  20. Dale Cooper Black
    If you come at the king, you best not miss. If you come ON the king, hand him a kleenex at least, sheesh!
  21. Dale Cooper Black
    Monkey see monkey, monkey do monkey
  22. Dale Cooper Black
    I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very interesting.
  23. Dale Cooper Black
    I wasted my whole afternoon reading books about how to be more productive.
  24. Dale Cooper Black
    My parents used to beat me with a stick. They called it the "Judicial Branch".
  25. Dale Cooper Black
    I found a half-eaten hamburger on the ground but I didn't eat it because I'm a vegetarian.
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