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Everything posted by Dale Cooper Black
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I get a lot of "hurry up and wait" at my job, because I'm a waiter and I'm slow
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Please read this catchphrase, it'll make my dad real proud
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My grandpa's nickname was "Old Yeller," partly because of his famous yellow raincoat but mostly because he got rabies
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I don't do my Columbo impression anymore, because it's against the law to impersonate a police officer
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also it kind of sucked anyway because I can't do that thing with my eye -
That sign over your restaurant is sexist. It should say "Five People"
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Plan B is looking better and better all the time -
I just flew in from lametown and boy are my catchphrases tired
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I just flew in from Ittoqqortoormiit and boy are my wings tired. P.S. only birds can relate to this
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Heathrow airport. He very big and strong.
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When it comes to knowledge about the Middle East, most westerners could use some sects education
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The world would look a lot different if we had "dog piss vision"
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Oh, THAT'S what you meant by "pea soup"
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Actually, it was Harvey Weinstein's MONSTER that did all those terrible things
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I have an apartment on the 15th floor or, as I like to call it, "Plan B"
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Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets. And now here's Tom with a look at sports
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You raised a great point but a terrible child
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Imagine how different our history books would be if they were written by a horse
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Remember, when God closes a door, open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Dale Cooper Black replied to Pat Chaddams's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If Scott's going to misattribute this to anyone, I want it to be me