Dale Cooper Black
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Star wars, clone wars, storage wars... Can't we all just get along?
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Yo' mama got played by more men than James Bond
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Comedy equals tragedy plus a fart joke
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As a cornoisseur of the genre, I'm sure you've heard tell of the legendary Minnesota Corn Farts tragedy? -
Your balls. My face. A juggling act gone horribly wrong.
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Fun fact, R2-D2 isn't sentient; C-3P0 is just a really good ventriloquist
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Comedy equals tragedy plus a fart joke
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You're onto something here, professor, but I think the equation can be further simplified: comedy = tragedy + fart -
would've been super-ironic if they'd died of the same type of stroke
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Waiter, that soup you served me tasted like piss. And it wasn't even hot!
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Ishtar never did answer the question posed in the film's trailer: Is a bell a Johnny?
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Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister? I hardly know 'er!
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Your client's story doesn't pass the sniff test, counselor. And quite frankly, neither do his balls
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Danny Bonaduce breaks down his most iconic character
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Inspector Gadget? I hardly know 'er gadget!
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And anyway, her warranty clearly states all device assessments must be performed at the Apple store -
No matter where I travel, all I bring with me is one carry-on bag and a lifetime of regrets
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No matter where I travel, all I bring with me is one carry-on bag and a lifetime of regrets -
Frankly, my door, I don't give a jamb
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I take two shits in the morning, I take two shits at night. I take two shits in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I take two shits in time of peace and two in time of war. I take two shits before I take two shits and then I take two more
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classic weird al -
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix? I hardly know 'er and the Order of the Phoenix
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I can't figure out which one is a Trandoshan bounty hunter and which one is Judith Light
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As the senator from Tatooine, I "dewback" the Supreme Chancellor's proposal
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I don't know if King Arthur was the king of Camelot, but I can say for sure that Bea Arthur was the queen of cameltoe
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